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At least if we had Owen with Martins it might encourage us to try and play football rather than HOOFING it up to Sib and getting the forwards to feed off scraps. With a small pacey side you need passing football and movement. We struggled to pass tonight and we seldom have off the ball movement..

Why did I click that.....

Too early to say. The next scan is at 20 weeks when they can tell you if you want to know. I was going to leave it until the birth but the powers that be want to know sooner Funny when we found out though, must have been about 3~4 weeks. Rang the docs etc and they said a midwife would be in touch at around 8 weeks. I was like EH! what do I do! what can or cant we do or avoid etc! Never felt so hopeless for about 4 weeks. Hmm, is it safe to breathe? Anyway, got a few books and the internet was handy I mean come on, 13 yr olds do it all the time it cant be that hard surely?

Cheers folks. Aye that just what Ive been doing over the last few weeks. Scary stuff man but fantastic at the same time.

Funny aint it. Millions of people do it all the time and when it comes to your turn, you realise you know nowt. So, got the 1st scan out of the way, so far so good 12 Weeks gone and my hairs already greyer.... If you dont know what Im waffling about, see the sig

Its a fairly inaccurate site. Im sure some of what they say is correct, but alot is a large generalisation. The family crests are also a load of rubbish.

Well, he was never known for his vocal talent really like...

£20? happy with that like really.

Anyone know about speeding it up? Whenever Im soing any kind of formatting (Bold, margins, borders etc), it seems to sit for 10 seconds before executing. Not long, but infuriating what trying to format a page. Im not sure if there is some option to turn off? Cheers

You must have seen some pretty small pea's in your time

I think the general feeling (that I also agree with) is that what they are doing is good and I'd applaud them for it, its just the way they go about it. The songs sang these days are generally shite and meaningless. Singing "You're shit and you know you are" to someone like ZW is pretty pointless. Chanting "Easy! Easy!" just makes me want to curl up and pretend its all a bad dream.

Not had your coco-pops yet kid?

Yesh HBellamy is a good player, yes Id have liked him to stay. But, Im happy with Martins and Owen and hope the wee man is fit sometime soon. Regarding the season where we in the CL and finished 3rd, Bellamy scored 9 goals with shearer on 25. Lets not also forget that Bellamy often went through alot of each season out of form, wasnt very consistant. The team he was in was also made by Nobby and Robert who at the time were providing more assists than most for other teams between them. Id nottake away what Bellamy done or perhaps could still be doing, but we've moved on long ago. Reason he left? Souness. Blokes still a tosser though, just that back then he was our tosser.

Thing is though, most o fthem teams have a smiley face against us as well

Hmm, Best: Shawshank/Sleepers/Green Mile (I could reel off loads but these sprang to mind) Worst : Murcury Rising / Burn Hollywood burn / Rat Race

Hmm, lets see... Pan's Labyrinth Apocalypto The Illusionist (technically 07 but was on the plane when going on hol) Walk The Line V for Vendetta Inside Man The Prestige Thats all I can think of so far * I havent yet seen The departed, Borat, United 93 that seem popular.

.... Ok, Ill see you a: Why did the Chicken cross the playground? . . . . . . . . . . . . . To get to the other slide

Been working on his handicap aint he? No, I dont mean the hunchback thing he's got going on ~ been improving his golf swing or summit. Maybe resigning himself to some time out of football...

What? Tattoo'd your face! You must have been steaming!

Not keen on her earings like... bad taste.

I've got 5, one on each calf (one being the toon badge on a tribal background), one on each shoulder and one that spans the top of my back. Each and every one of them knacked though the worst was prob part of the back.

well that took me a few seconds as well

The Iraqi Footballer The Sunderland manager Roy Keane flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play football and is suitably impressed and arranges him to come over to Sunderland. Two weeks later Sunderland are 4-0 down to Colchester with only 20 minutes left. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes. The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Sunderland. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star. When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football. "Hello mum, I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me." Wonderful," says his mum, "Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, gang raped and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such great time." The young lad is very upset, "What can I say mum, but I'm so sorry." "Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!" says his mum, "It's your bloody fault we moved to Sunderland in the first place!"