JawD

I think the boat will bring us that player you mentioned earier. Neebugger. Is he any good?

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic". "Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me." She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge. "Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!" So I told her to fuck off.

I love it when opinion is posted as fact. Most of the "facts" in this thread tbh None of us know for sure which way the truth runs. FS suggests his hands are tied while the clubs future is sorted, there will be an element of truth in that. He also suggest it has been SJH flogging the club around causing the unsettlement. Im not one to back FS, but I can understand some of what he says. This said, as Gemmil points out, running to the Mirror with this seems an odd step to take. I reckon he's trying to ease the pressure and fans will only point at him. But why the mirror?

Sounds like it aye. He seems to be insistant on not bringing people in for the sake of it, which I can kinda understand. Though, loans are a bit easier to take risk on.

Don't think so,it looks years old to me,i aint even got a garden shed yet,and i've been here over 25 year?my garden shed has been here for at least 24 Well, maybe different area's are updated at different times. Last time I looked at this there was a car on my drive that wasnt mine (Ive been here 3 years). But its changed, and I can see changes thats been done since I got here. Gateshead btw.

Well, Im sure we'd be keen on letting him go or it would have been a non starter from the word go. More than likely we can agree on the terms of the loan. As its been said he earns a fairly hefty wage and its also been said they'd prb want to us pay half. It sounds likely.

Aye it has, I've moved into my new house now, though the garden hasnt been done yet. though next door has passed her test as her car is there so... its about 12-18 months ago I reckon Its also on a weekend and Im not at work either. Oh, and there was no game at home as I wasnt there either ... Its like a huge game of wheres willy Though this is Jump JawD.... gonna keep me busy for a while. Then when the wife asks what Ive bene doing on the PC for so long this time, I can say finding myself

That said, if everyone was fit as you say, we'd also have Owen and Shola. In which case, Id still want a new LB and new RB. We do need a new forward as well though. For me, Id grab what was available. I certainly wouldnt "not2 buy a LB just because a forward wasnt available or visa versa. Im saying that as you know what happens. We sign a LB and those wanting a Fwd scream why isnt he buying a Fwd? Or the other way around. Get whats there that will improve the team now and going forward, get one or two in and do the same in the summer (at least there is no WC to scour for talent )

Actually, the correct way according to the new regs is to get a qualified electrician Load of bollocks, like Im gonna pay £100 for someone to stick a new poxy light fitting up?

Agreed. My last two deals have been fixed rate two year contracts. I'm more likely to look at variables this time because you risk being stuck on the higher rate if and when interest falls again. I'm with the Nationwide but apparently they have stopped offering the same deals to existing customers that new customers get. So they might be getting kicked into touch. What, so for brand new customers only?

Hmm, prob both so I think that makes me a Mocker... fancy a coffee actually...

Aye its not live at all. Twist away...

Feck me I could walk into the first team at the moment Its right though, we dont want to sign just anyone and in that respect a loan deal could be a good idea. But in the past, loan deals into NUFC havent gone that well for whatever reason.

Couple of rumours flying around this morning, most notibly of the loan deal from Inter. It does make you wonder though when we're going on about "no good player available", "no one wants to sell in the Jan window" etc etc, we hear of Fulham, Liverpool & West Ham etc buy or selling players that could argueably do a job for us. I sometimes get the impression that GR wont go for a player if he doesnt think he has a chance of getting them. Perhaps its just me getting sucked in by all his tranfer negativity, maybe he's being coy on purpose. Or perhapse he is trying to avoid the critisism thrown at him after the last window.

and proud

BUT! did you know that the origins of the word are Anglian (sp?), no not from east anglia or whatever but from the Angles (southern Denmark) who introduced their language to our region and changes us from the local dialect at the time which was Gaelic. We've actually retained alot of that dialect. So when people say we're talking slang or lazily we're not. We're talking in the countries ancient language and its they that are wrong Also! while on the subject, to upset the Picts among us, Northumbia stretched up to Edinburgh and it was then us who influenced their language ot the other way around Here endeth the lesson Hello? hello????

See now I thought it was canny. If you want a worse film, see above....

Must be the Thai boy in the silver thing Or was that thong? Maybe a thing thong which is just what this thread was about! .....

Is that the one who looks through your net history to see where you've been during the night? This'll cheer him up I've got my own account which is password protected, and which I shall be shutting down in 5....4....3.... Oi! 07:11 missus! you have 4mins left yet!

Must be the Thai boy in the silver thing

Is that the one who looks through your net history to see where you've been during the night? This'll cheer him up

I googled a picture of one but couldnt bring myself to post it, just too early for that sorta thing

Ultraviolet - Ultra trash more like....

Hey, Im outta bed facing the rain to walks the dogs mr "I lay in bed nice n warm while on the net". Prob eat your breakfast in bed as well do you ya waiting for the financial times to be delivered?

You twat