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Why must they alert in caps ffs? it just adds to the panic

I usually fight it off as long as I can then eventually give in after the blackpool illuminations that is my street set off. Actually, they aint that bad. Most often mid december. Tree n lights inside, and a row of lights down the side of the drive to the house. Oh, and some candle light thing on the window. Its a pain in the arse to set up, more so when I realise that I ripped it down the year before and have to spend an hour sorting the mess that is a wire bundle come birds nest out.

Well I laughed ....

Well, trying to find how I can get it to report low GP%. I can get a report that shows GP£, but just want it to also show the %. Then Id add in a perameter so that it only showed something like those <10% or whatever. Also, I have a problem with a letter that includes o/s invoices. For some reason, if I charge carriage on an invoice the letter is only picking up the carriage value not the whole invoice value. But, if no carriage is charged it is showing the full invoice value as it should.

Well of course thats what they are? Its not offensive or owt, its just the name. Gollywog. Course, I still have to look behind me when I say that name Mind, I can also remember when they took them off the robinsons Jam.

Used to have one of these things and it used to terrify me (my brother didnt help when he found that out like and would chase me with it or insist it would get my feet at night if they stuck out of the bedding).

Or. as you walk past the bakery section in Tesco as well. In fact, you could do a route, Bakery section past roast chicken section. Yum.

Freshly Roast chicken from the spit (like in Tesco etc)

The Prestige Canny that was. Two friends become rival magicians. Not quite what I thought it was gonna be but turned out to be a very watchable film. Decent cast (Michael Caine, David Bowie, Andyt Serkis, Hugh Jackman, Scarlett Johansson & Christian Bale) and despite its length didnt feel long at all.

Any of our resident accountants or anyone for that matter know much about this, in particular report designing?

Are you using the right kind of discs for that DVD? There are different kinds DVD-R and DVD+R (as well as RW). Its the - and + that some recorders dont like. If you have used - before and they are not working now, could be the discs or the machine. If you used + before and - now, might just be the type of disc. Or, it could be that when you leg exploded some of the goo landed in the player.

After that display, we will go down. In this state, scraping points at home is a must. Charlton 1pt, Sheff U -pts. Both teams in our plight, that spells disaster for us. Still, we do have a chance to turn it around, but it involves investment in the winter (though the same investment could make things more difficult should we drop), and invovles the players grafting hard. Yesterday we were 2nd to nearly every ball, if we are fighting, we would be first to the ball, and we'd be closing them down - fighting for even a point. Remember Arsenal at home under souness? Thats the sort of play we need.

Reminds me of a recent stand up act someone done. Going on about when lasses ask you that question you all hate to be asked "what are you thinking". You know, cos its the last thing thats truely ours alone and not shared. What the lass expects is some romantic or deep thought when in fact we were imagining what it would be like to be a spy, maybe hiding behind the tv or summit. Anyway, was funny when he done it...

That spring to mind, maybe when Steve Watson volleyed against Liverpool in the cup. It was at Anfield, but I was at SJP watching the beamback they used to do - so technically it was at SJP

Happy Birthday!

Depends on the deal. Ive got one at work where I pay for the lot, and another where they send me the tax disc. Usually with car allowances due to the mileage allowance as well, you can run it, pay for servicing and still be better off. More hassle though. More often than not, Id say they pay tax, you pay service.

As an irresponsible kid we used to fire them at each other in a pistols at dawn way (walk 20 paces, light turn and aim), with the small rockets. Or we would have fun lighting it and just before it went off throwing it in the air and hope it didnt come right back at ya. Or, snap the tail off and chuck it. Suprised Im still alive tbh

Last few years we have bought packs of sweets, mini mars's etc and put them in the fruit bowl. Spend all night answering the door handing the bowl to them. As a kid I demanded hard cash, but I dont give them the option. This year Im thinking of just not bothering. Should I feel guilty? Or am I saving their health and helping to reinforce their safety of knocking on strangers doors etc?

Another one? Happy Birthday then !

Footballer, for no other reason than money - and the time to spend it.

Must admit mind, I wouldnt fancy going to a pub asking for 500ml of beer or whatever I also still prefer miles not kilometers. So, Id rather stay with what we have not be "forced" to change. Its fair enough giving people both options (Oz or Kg), but it was a farce when they done that bloke for still selling in Oz even though its what his customers wanted. Even though he was a Mackem

30's is where its at these days man, howay catch up