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I would usually laugh at this because of the irony, but he did nowt. However, it just goes to prove that he'll get shit hurled at him by the London press if he continues to drink in well known celeb hang outs.

Kate Moss bumps into Jeremy Clarkson on a night out. So she says 'what do you do?' Jeremy says 'I do Top Gear!' 'Bloody great' Kate replies 'I'll have 4 grams please!'

You're all just jelous because you have to go on your tiptoes to get to the teabags. 40683[/snapback] As opposed to being 5'8" able to control a football and having an average size cock that looks in proportion to the rest of me! Yeah I can see why you would want to be that tall???? 40690[/snapback] 5'8"!! 40702[/snapback] SIZEIST!

He's the 3rd best player in the world though, guess who's 1 & 2 40632[/snapback] Arron Hughes must be one of them.

We're so used to better manners up here that we get more pissed off when people show none on the roads. The southeners are used to the bad manners so just accept it. The tube at rush hour seemed to be a competition to see who could be the rudest twat.

It'll be that Peasepud, likes to wind other drivers up like. I saw a pretty shocking bit of road rage at the Sandyford junction, bloke in a big 4X4 got out and opened the drivers door of this young lad. Started shouting at him and grabbed his shirt, threatened him etc. Then slammed the door on him and got back in his 4X4. Then the bastid pulled acorss the lane and cut me off....but I decided to let him off.

In a parallel universe though, both Leazesmag and Renton would be backing Souness 100%. Work that one out.

Hey, your surname isn't...na...forget it...

The funny (or scary) part is, they took his pass off him and barred him under the Terrorism Act.

We'll let you if you do a striptease. 40443[/snapback] 40444[/snapback] Don't use me as a soundboard for your kinky mackem fetish.

I'm having a shite day at work, the fourth in a row, so Fuck off Alex. 40578[/snapback] Jesus wept!

Tonight 8:30pm BBC1 'But my feeling is..' Situation comedy starring Anal Oliver and Graeme Souness. Anal continues his obsession with Brett Emerton whilst Graeme accidently drinks a urine sample whilst visiting the cardiac unit, with hilarious results!

Channel 4 are launching More4 on Freeview and Sky in October and Downfall is going to be on in the first couple of weeks.

Aaawww Dad 40479[/snapback] He's right though and SLP should heed this advice too. I'd be pretty pissed off if my neighbour blew up my house because they were too tight to get a Corgi registered fitter in. 40483[/snapback] To be fair, I knew the landlord was sending a CORGI registered gas bloke the next week to check the boiler for the gas certificate, so I just got him to check the cooker while he was there. I made myself sound bigger and cleverer that I am.

Wear your strip.

We bought a second hand one and the bloke who delivered it wasn't CORGI registered. He agreed to fix it up with the words 'You didn't see me do this' and touch wood we've had no mass explosions. You should really get a CORGI registered plumber in to do it though.

We have two accountants that usually come to our work do's who grab the bill and tell me to the exact penny how much I owe. Thing is, after downing a few bottles of wine, I'm grateful for the help.

Tino V Barca, and I know what I was shouting; 'PENALTY YOU FUCKERS!'

I only talk to Pap Laz at the piss ups because he makes me feel tall.

I was making a joke insinuating that you wank off gay blokes. It was a play on words with 'straight edge.' In short; whoooooooooooooosh...

That's not very straight edge is it?

Scum. Sub-human scum, tbh. 40271[/snapback] I also witnessed this. It was actually the moment I turned against students tbh. 40277[/snapback] Erm, its more a reflection on the type of person he is than the fact he is a student, surely? 40284[/snapback] I agree. He was walking about like he had a massive penis an all. 40286[/snapback] On his head.

The collective sigh of relief was probably audible from the back of the East stand. 40270[/snapback] Jizzfest tbh

Scum. Sub-human scum, tbh. 40271[/snapback] I also witnessed this. It was actually the moment I turned against students tbh.