Kid Dynamite

Why are group Ds games tonight instead of next week?

I suppose the press pick on his brother too?

I will sing my heart out tomorrow. I dont care if we lose 5-0 as long as we show some heart. A performance anywhere near that of liverpools and Barton is going to hear a whole new type of viciousness and he can fucking lump it!

Good to see the romance is alive and well in your marriage!

You are such a sad twat. Are you going to be cracking cock and fanny jokes forever? You really do have the sense of humour of a 13 year old, its sad to watch.

All the lasses had these. I think you got them free in frosties or something.

Wheel discs for your mountain bike were ace. Until the wind blew and you fell into oncoming traffic

Back when skateboards had brakes!!!

And i cleaned up the streets of all the trash on my streethawk aka raleigh wildcat

My grandad made me one of these bad boys!

Harper is about 5 years too late to do anything with his career now. Apparently about 4 seasons ago he had a few clubs after him, including celtic, but he turned them down as he was happy building up his bank balance and living close to his friends and family. I think if hed taken the plunge then he would have a few caps under his belt by now.

Exactly How many games will it take for him to play 442 without 3 CM and a CF in midfield, our RW on the bench and our LW at LB? I dont suppose Ahley is too happy that Spains best young £6million LB is deemed not worthy of a starting place either. Its suicidal tactics at the minute and if sam does get sacked i dont care what anyone says, hes partly to blame.

Its asking for trouble that there are still some players and staff left over from when he played at the club. Any old bad blood could spark problems in the dressing room before hes even started!

Be careful with that. I went there for a fight last year and they kept advertising over the PA that they were open til 4am. The fight didnt start til 4.15am in the end though. By 3am there were only about 5 people left in there!

Bono = Singing equivalent of

Youre just a 12 year old inside a 10 year olds body arent you!

Is Shearer daft enough to take over us? 1 bad season and hes sacked and his managerial reputation is in tatters.

Cheers, pud, alex and luke. James and wacky, lick my rusty bullethole. Others, thanks for the advice.

I got engaged last week in new york and bought the ring over there before hand but im a little confused as to how much i need to insure it for. It cost me around $3000 so strictly speaking i should insure it for £1500. But with the pound being so strong against the dollar at the minute a similar ring in the UK is going to cost between £2000-2500. Also, the more you insure it for the sillier the premium gets. Anyone done this sort of thing before?

Bit like the people hes got a beef with eh Maybe you should leave off the beer if it gets you this aggressive, wishing people dead and the like. You may find yourself banned from all the clubs on the comedy circuit one day!

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/7122669.stm Nice break from the wall by smith

Total catch 22 situation. Totally revamped the coaching staff, nutritional team, sports scientists, scouts etc. Bought a load of new players and needs at least 2 years to show us what he can do. But its ashleys new toy and our run of results at the minute might just get him itchy to put his own man in. Either way things are shit atm

Can you quote where i said that? I didnt and you cant. Stop clutching at straws. Good plan Worked a treat.

odds on martins to be dropped for owen on wednesday!?

3 man midfield - Nicky Butt, Joey Barton, Geremi Im going to cry. Zoggy at LB again!