Kid Dynamite

£13 a ticket isnt bad like!

And i thought it was a film about a rat that was a chef!

You could just pull the old 'ive got my sons, my son must have mine' trick. I still dont see how they can enforce the new card tickets. You can be 70 with a NUS card these days anyway

Butt! Emre looked infinitely better than geremi for the short time he was on the pitch on saturday.

Might get me dad one. if they do pull you you can just say your kids at work so he lent you the ticket for the day.

Id be glad to see the back of barton already. Slow, uncreative, bad passing, still mental as shown by his tackle on saturday and hes quick to point the finger on the pitch to cover up his own mistakes.

But how do the know its student ticket? You just scan it and youre in. They never look at it

How about a salesman not trying to con people out of their hard earned cash? Dont exist.

£4.8mil per game!!!!

Could you not just get a student to buy your ticket and use it yourself? How will they enforce who uses it?

Correct, but I'd still flatten you As you keep telling me

Id take diego like! He was rated on a par with Robinho when they were both playing in brazil

Any type of salesman. Phone, car room, travelling. Trying to con people out of their hard earned cash!

Living your life vicariously through other people wacky eh? I bet youre a right soft shit in real life too!

Tbh it entered my head what i was going to do if he swung a fist. Theres a few kids sat around me and regardless of whos in the right or wrong i dont want to lose my ticket for rolling around in the stands with some drunken idiot. Il ask him at the next match what he was being a tool for. Im sure hel just mumble something about being too drunk to remember

Sam-esque tactics there. Taking off gerard when hes there man of the match.

didnt see that one coming

We got a 50 year old bloke at work whose t-shirts only feature winnie the pooh or tigger, or tye-dye pictures of mystical wolves. He seriously looks like a paedophile wandering around at 50 with tigger on his t-shirt!

When geremi went walkabout form his position today i said to no-one in particular, 'wheres our right winger!?' The bloke in front quipped, 'hes playing on the left wing' Anyway i laughed, but the bloke next to him was so mortal he turned round and slurred to me 'hes playing on the fucking left wing you cunt!' , blatantly missing the joke his own mate had just cracked! Anyway, after a short exchange of words and me telling him for £500 a season i can say whatever i want and if he can feel free to move to another seat if he doesnt want to hear it, his mate tells him to shut up and he calms down. Cue Zoggy diving at the Leazes end and another rant ' You fucking black cunt, fuck off back home etc. etc.' So his mate tells him to sober up and stop being a tart to which he declares ' fuck this' stumbles along the row and go's home after 30 mins of the game at 1-0 down. Anyone else sit next to similarly delightful people? Im looking forward to seeing him at the next game, hopefully hel feel like a right twat!

Stupid decisions by sam time and time again! Geremi at fucking Right Wing again. Countless times Beye tried getting up the wing and when it came to pass to someone Geremi is ambling about in the centre circle! Viduka came on and Martins moved over to the RW in the 2nd half which seemed to be working better so what does Sam do? Puts Smith in midfield and Barton on the RW. Its seriously beggars belief. A couple of other points of note. Martins never gambles on Smiths flick ons, and Smith won a fair few in the 1st half. Secondly, twice today i saw barton fuck up and then immediately start berating someone else for his mistake. Im not convinced about him at all. On the plus side, Taylor has had 2 outstanding games now, Smith has had 2 of his better games for us now hes playing in his proper position and Beye looks tidy too.

Didnt get the reaction he expected though, half the east stand told him to fuck off. I think he sees himself as the voice of the people now after his little whige the other day.

Im surprised shola didnt get a game! He usually saves his best performances for occasions like this!

I thought smith was gone like when their player hoyed himself down on the touch line! I thought the ref did ok. Same cant be said of the linesman who waited for the ref to give every decision before raising his flag!"

Im sure hel enjoy meeting our cultured centre halves in england. Looks like Malouda is on his way already

Weve got the right wing sorted. Hes playing on the left wing! Cracking 2nd half, much more like it. Shouldnt gloss over the facts though. Silly team selection again. Geremi RW, Zoggy LB, Milner LW. And we didnt look too good until we scored around the hour mark. Like i said though, after that we were the better team and were unlucky not to nick it at the end. Did anyone read the programme? Too much bullshit in it for me about blackburn saying we deserved to win! Did we shite, we played an average game against an average team and they finished ther chances better than us. Thats why we lost. PS - Arsenal are dirty cheating cunts!