Kid Dynamite

Makes sense. I wouldnt be complaining if they had come to us first though!

Hes had a great start to the season. Hes shown hes better than our only RW and that he can play upfront if needed, which he probably will be. . . . . . so lets flog him to a team that looks like it will be rivalling us to get into Europe. But its ok cos we got 2 big name players

Looks like they are simply on LOAN btw. Not too bad then. Man U would never loan a player like!

2 of the best players in the world . . . . . going to west ham!!! This must be the most bizarre transfer in the history of the premiership!!! And we look like missing out on Tevez when we are gagging for a decent striker. For fuckity fucks sake

I was pre-ordering PES6!!!!

<---------------- Happy Birthday. Hows the tattoo?

Tel; the truth, you dont get hassled cos your 'partner' is big and hairy and wears studded leather!

wel go in with a late bid and lose him woody/huth style.

Up until 2 weeks ago id have got rid of milner in a flash. But at the minute hes playing nobby out of the team and wed be crazy to let him go!

I'm not the only person who'd be rooting for the Charv's in this situation, am I? 188179[/snapback] Yes cos verbally abusing my girlfriend in public is git cool man. Im sure you would have mumbled to your girlfriend to leave without causing a scene and walked past with your tail between your legs.

You cutting and pasting Gol's earlier post? 188226[/snapback] didnt see it

Well i obvously picked the best ones. Feel free to post all the sh it comments if it will make you feel better about the signing

Some quotes off their forum 'Great news for Barcodes.You wouldn't loan a player to a rival club unless they have the option to buy.' 'SSN breaking news. What a fuckin joke.' 'Good for Rossi, I hope we will play a lot of minutes there. Rossi > Ameobi, Martins' 'it is great that he will get premiership experience. Hope they it doesn't lead to a permanent deal though.' 'I for one am absolutely disgusted by this' 'I think Rossi is an immense talent who I've watched for the last 2-3 seasons light up our reserves' 'The Newastle fans don't realise what a talent they have landed - albeit on a temporary basis. Mind you, I can understand why they are annoyed because it does make a clear statement as to where they fit on the football food chain in relation to us.' 'I wonder if they'll have a stadium full of replica shirt wearing plebs tomorrow fawning over him? Live on SkySports of course'

There are perfectly good players who would have loved to have played for us if we showed more interest. Bullard Chimbonda Hasslebaink Kanu malbranque Huth Lets hope Roeder knows what hes doing

I think we were interested around the 4-5mil mark. 8 mil is a bit much when hel be off as soon as someone else shows an interest.

Bastard, id love to go to Tokyo. Ginormous arcades there full of decent games. Not a Double dragon with 1 working button in sight!

3 little cunts in Game today made some filty comment about my lass as they were walking past. When i challenged them all 3 got their backs up 'fuckin said nowt daft cunt, eh eh, what, what, fuck off, whatever' then all 3 of them said see ya see ya see ya about twenty times before leaving the shop. I only said one sentence to them and it turned into a vicky pollard scene, me and my lass just looked at each other like 'what just happened there' Little cunts should be beaten every time they step out of line by the police.

From me grans hairdressers uncles binman who heard a bloke who looked like Derek Wright talking about it in the cubicle next to him in the bogs in mood on saturday night.

I hear we are after him for 3.5million ish.

They are a greasy americans plaything though! Id have Viduka tbh. Hes had a good coupkle of seasons and seems to be less injury prone at the minute.

Also, my mate rang me before we were all going paintballing for my birthday to say he couldnt come cos his dog was knocking on deaths door and had shit everywhere. Except he turned up at the pub later that night. His dogs still not fucking dead to this day!

Not one for getting out of work, but a girl id been on a few dates with had coerced me into stopping at hers for the night. She was mortal however and it was turning into the most cringeworthy night of my life. When she nipped to the loo i sent a quick text off to my mate saying 'text me that my house alarm is going off so i can escape' The twat text back 'Ive just seen a bloke in a black and white jumper with a swag bag jumping oot your bedroom window!!!' He sent the proper text half an hour later and she cottoned on i was lying in a flash and went ballsitic!!! Even more reason to go home then. Needless to say we didnt see each other again.

Maybe viduka, yakubu, keane or defoe?