Kid Dynamite

Only commissioned after the above had happened. Also worth noting she takes a chunk from every copy of her 'stolen' home movie sold.

haha!

Hes balding and anorexically skinny! If he wasnt famous for being famous he wouldnt get a shag for love nor money!

HMV only let you exchange an item once. So you dont go home and copy it, exchange and repeat!

My lasses mate saw him getting beaten up by 2 blokes in leeds and she chased them off Saved by a girl. what a dude!

Yeah most places will give you an exchange in store without a receipt these days. My ma bought me a football shirt in spain that i swapped for a different one at allsports!

I hope that was said tongue in cheek. Hed fit in lovely with our mix of skillful creative midfielders.

Anyone but Barton! Taylor or Butt would be a good choice.

Dont play Barton home or away! Hes like Butts angrier, slower, worse at football cousin.

Fred Claus. OK, not a patch on elf.

Youre obsessed tbh

They didnt have a 'You know youre from sacriston' list And was there really any need to quote the whole list again?

27 - PITY ME

Joey Barton obviously far too heterosexual to put his arms round another man in your sig there

Id like to meet wacky and fish in person. Just to see if they are as full of shit in real life as they are behind a computer screen!

I will definitely spend £30 in the pub. So you would rather spend the same amount of money watching the match on tv 1 mile away from the ground when you could be in there watching it for real?

I only really fancied one of the girls in that band. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Plenty tickets left. You would probably spend £30 in the pub anyway!

Didnt join it. Just robbed the list

I dont understand him leaving enrique out. If anything i think hes performed better at left back than zoggy has!

I have the purest hatred for these people You seem to have irrational hatred for the strangest of things fish.

Wacky still has an eclipse jacket with someone smoking a huge spliff on the back in his wardrobe. He secretly wears it when no-one is in.

I supported celtic as a young kid for some reason! I think its cos i got the tracksuit for xmas when i was about 5. Was on special offer at intersport or something! Started supporting the toon a couple of years later when i got a horrendous goalie top with the Blue Star logo on the front with the Newcastle skyline printed on it. Cant remember which years it was

I didnt write the thing!