Kid Dynamite

I was thinking about this last night. Id give owt to have one of them back to inject a bit of attacking football into our game. Smith, Barton, Butt and Geremi as a midfield makes Dyer look like Zidane!

Quite true nowt like stubbing a cigar out in someones eye for vicousness. Whether hes got a point or not i feel hes grossly misread the crowd up here by saying these things. Hes just made winning the majority of the fans over a whole lot harder!

He can always leave if he doesnt like it. Maybe he was watching a different match to me but it was one of the worst performances i can ever remember seeing by us. Im not going to sit in the stand clapping at how shit we are. We tried that one against portsmouth and look where that got us

Cut the histrionics you girl, i can see the steam coming out of your ears! One day you will look back at this and realise how much you have blown this whole scuffle out of proportion. Can you even see the irony? Believe it or not im not the biggest fan of you, your attempts to talk like dawson, your kerazy student lifestyle at 26 etc.etc. I dont lose any sleep over it though. And im mature enough to not wish you dead. I dont know why but i have an image of you as neil from the young ones playing charles bronson in death wish on your crusade to bring these villains to justice. Makes me chuckle.

Maybe its just cos i grew up in sunny sacriston/CLS, but at 25 its not a big surprise to me that someone pissed on a night out tried to start a fight? If you have gone this long without encountering some sort of bother in town then you have done well.

You got the total wrong end of the stick. The 'careful who is watching' line refers to you apparently dobbing the rugby lads in in 2 seperate bars. No wonder they wanted to twat you. And im happy that this happened not because it vindicates me not drinking, but at the incredulity you show that you actually encountered a fight once on your nights out and how it makes me laugh that your happy little hippy existence has been dragged into reality for a change. What makes you any different to anyone else? You got a fucking bruise man, grow a cock! Youre not half dead. The police will want fuck all to do with it. Good luck with that one haha! ''Excuse me Mr club owner. All these lads were nasty to me last week, id like you to ban them from your bar forever. Look at the bruise they gave me. Looks a bit like a koala.'' And if your single at 26 there is something wrong with you ;D

Crime in Stereo - is dead Rise Against- 2nd last album The Used Live - Berth

Back to the point in hand. The FA are getting a bit ahead of themselves turning down this tournament as every team in it is quite capable of beating us. NI already did and Scotland outperformed us the whole euro 2008 campaign. Id be happy to watch the games.

Planet Terror. Ace in the shittest sort of way. Great for fans of John Carpenter films and the like

Still recycling that one Thats ok, youve given me a whole load of new material with this thread. Get dancing away to my girl koala boy and next time be careful whos watching when you 'talk to the management'

I agree that there are too many twats around on nights out these days, part of the reason i dont drink, but if you walk into a cop shop and say 'scuse me officer, id like to press charges cos someone gave me a bruise on me back'' i doubt they would be clambering to bring them to justice. Its not like you spent the night in hospital, ive had worse injuries out of sunday league! If you frequent bars and clubs often enough odds are your going to come across some bother which leaves 3 options 1- dont go clubbing 2- dont be soft and hit him back next time 3- leave before things get nasty

shearer=owen They arent tall, gangly or african nor do they play for arsenal? I dont get your point

stick your types up your arse. Both tall gangly african forwards who play for arsenal. Enough similarities for me.

Hes just kanu no2. They would be lucky to get £10mil for him!

Not a manager but weird all the same http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/low/football/...rem/1118784.stm

I can do you one better. Theres a football coaching organisation where YOU actually pay £3k to travel to 3rd world countries and coach football to underpriviliged kids

It is him. Its the nevada smiths bar in NYC. The official toon bar in the city, its linked to on NUFC. He contacted them before his trip apparently and told them he would be popping in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URRoPYRNdwU...feature=related Really boils my piss when people get the words to the Blaydon Races wrong! Every fucker in my row does it at the match too!

http://toonarmynyc.proboards59.com/index.c...read=1195008618

Aye why? Which league you play in? I play in the CCL Sunday League. Real football for real men. None of this 5 a side shit

Hel be assistant coach i reckon. Why is O'neill favourite? Hes done nowt at villa, he had the easiest job in football at celtic and its been getting on 10 years since he did owt at leicester. When are people going to realise this?

Like hed get it anyway!

Well if thats the case her loss. Save your dignity and dont go chasing. Fuck someone she really dislikes or one of her mates if you can wrangle it. Women have too much power in dumping people these days. They string blokes along til it suits them. Time for us blokes to take back the initiative. Its only in the last 30 years (out of the last billion years since apes walked the earth) that woman have had a say in ther matter. They are starting to get ahead of themselves ;D