Kid Dynamite

I honestly think DCL is a busted flush. Much rather we chucked millions at Tammy Abraham!

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The number of accidents with Rebekah Vardy's evidence is class - R. Vardy's agent is too unwell to appear in court - R. Vardy's agent accidentally dropped her phone in the North Sea - R.Vardy's IT expert lost the password to the backup he had of her whatsapp messages - When shown a workaround the WhatsApp backup was corrupted - R.Vardy's agent deleted her Twitter account - R.Vardy threw away her laptop with messages saved on it - Jamie Vardy's WhatsApp was hacked and all his messages deleted

Aye, the media is now positively Orwellian in 2022 The Mail is not even hiding the fact it's a propaganda machine. Devastating local election results and I can barely find mention of it. Durham police forced into reinvestigating a closed case. The same force that refused to fine Dominic Cummings as it doesn't do retrospective punishments ...

It's got swathes of the electorate convinced though. Literally suitcases of booze wheeled into 10 Downing Street by the party that wrote the laws it was breaking, whilst the Queen was sat alone at her husbands funeral. Whoever lied that Rayner wasn't present wants sacking though. That's given them the in they were looking for

Other than only giving him a 2 year deal ... I don't think we should sack Howe btw.

Sounds like Bruno was sold on a 3 year project when he signed. Howe was likely brought in the steady the ship and avoid relegation, hence the 2 year deal. The owners have a decision to make next season though. Pointless letting him spend a fortune to build his own team if they plan on bringing in a big name manager at the end of next season.

Canny. Had the spanner's out this morning to get the TBS roadworthy for a ride out

Keep it in perspective we lost 2 games to 50% of the champions league semi finalist. This team is missing Fraser, Wilson, Trippier, Willock, Schar and Shelvey

We've actually been a lot better than last week. Chris Wood is incapable of attacking a header mind

Dubravka probably erasing any last bit of doubt in Howe's mind that we need a new keeper in the Summer

Another 2 goals for Nketiah. Shame we didn't manage to get the deal done in January

Has a team ever spent so much money and been so bad before?

Police rammed 26 Boro fans in the back of a van to take them to the pub

And Northampton have had their keeper sent off in injury time

They needed a 5 goal swing today compared to Northampton. Currently winning 7-0

Boro bottling the playoffs on the last day of the season

I won't have a bad word said about Dave the Rave! https://www.facebook.com/630095805/posts/10157580817055806/?d=n

Keep him til January and then sell him on for £12.5mil

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10788987/Defiant-Boris-brushes-London-Tory-bloodbath-local-elections.html Incredible spin

Fair fucks to Rangers this season

"Crocs" to the natives

"... I would get rid (of ASM)"

I live in that Blue dot. I'm either a Mackem or a Mag depending on whether I go out the front or back door

This will be right up Craig's street