Kid Dynamite

I said before this I would get rid. ASM, Wood, Murphy, Almiron have next to no end product. -Keep Fraser and Wilson -Use Wood as a sub to defend a lead -Sell ASM, Almiron and Murphy -Buy a new first choice striker and 2 decent players to play either side of him Still think Lingard could do a job in a front 3.

My cooking attempt today

Got to be this one

This describes him to a tee https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/pdf/10.1177/0963721417718261 1 - Thick and unable to apply critical thinking or consider the evidence of any given situation. Easier to just think EVERYTHING is a conspiracy 2 - The need to feel different/special vs everyone else. Ie: "I drink Malibu rather than beer." He thinks he's a free thinker and has seen behind the curtain whereas everyone else is a sheeple. You can add in Right Said Fred et al into the same bracket. It's sad really. He had a good job with Sky and was a club legend at Southampton and he's chucking it all away on some misguided one man crusade against the world

AC Milan 4 games away from their first league title in 11 seasons

With Hayden, Matty and Hendrick getting peddled we need some squad players. Hopefully he's young enough to get back to his early promise with some decent coaching. Not a bad thing to have a few local lads in the squad either.

Max Aarons is canny at right back apparently. I wouldn't touch Pukki with a barge pole

Funny as fuck if Chelsea wop Everton tomorrow

We haven't really turned up today. Need to keep it at 1-0 and try and nick a goal

Even better when you consider his previous article about Man City

Cowabunga

Berwick is more or less latitudinal to Glasgow

Putin looks like he's dying tbh. Fingers crossed

And they call us lucky

Piers Morgan's new show Someone's played gammon bingo with those opening credits

RTG was hoping for a 5-0 win to give them a chance of automatic promotion in 2nd. More chance of finishing 7th atm

As it stands Going to be some worried Mackems at the weekend

Twitter now owned by the bloke who got taken to court for calling a British cave diver a Paedo on Twitter

Pure ego move. This is obviously the next step in the bored billionaire playbook after "spunk billions on rockets/space travel"

https://www.wsj.com/articles/elon-musks-backing-may-mean-twitter-needs-ads-to-stay-aloft-11650899956?mod=e2tw Looks like this is actually happening Fun facts: 1 - 90% of twitters revenue is via paid ads 2 - Musk's Tesla doesn't currently pay for any ads If he genuinely does away with all content control then twitter is going to be an even bigger cesspit of bots, racists and right wing trolls than it is now. Trump, Tommy Robinson etc will be back with a bang too. Good way to flush $45billion away

Trippier following the team all over the country whilst injured. Next seasons captain

Do or die for them on Tuesday night. Playing 2nd place Rotherham who need a win for automatic promotion. If Sunderland lose then Sheff Wed only need a draw against Fleetwood to bump the Mackem's out of the playoffs on goal difference with 1 game left

Liverpool and Man City next. Not beyond us to get something out of either of those games which would likely decide the title!

That statement was true at 3pm today. At 4.45pm he's now the best striker on the best striker on the clubs books