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Yeah. Would you rather play Bentaleb or Longstaff over Hayden? And Schar is a good ball playing defender, but probably the worst of our 5 CBs at actually defending

By far the better team here. We are a decent finisher from being 3-0 up. This is probably our strongest XI on paper

Gayle managing to fuck up a 3 v 1

Ethan Suplee, the fat bloke off Mallrats, American History X, My name is Earl etc. is a brick shit house these days

I’d be disappointed if our keeper didn’t make that double save tbh. He’s fucking pony

So on the Mo thing. If he’s taken something to enhance his stamina or whatever, and it isn’t illegal, what’s the issue? If it isn’t illegal the anyone else could be using it too?

Arsenal lol

Is that a stripper stage?

I’d already given up nights in my current post but this means no more weekends or Christmases! More importantly I’ll actually get to see the bairn before bed 7 nights a week

Got a new job today. First time in 20 years working 9-5!

No shit

Like Bambi on ice

He’s spot on here. I appreciate liberal viewpoints around sexuality or gender equality probably aren’t widespread in traveller communities, but given Fury’s likely been called a gypo cunt more times than he can remember I’d imagine he’s got some empathy around racism.

Wilder looked about 5 seconds from hitting the deck before the towel came in. He’d only landed 9 jabs/punches in the last 3 rounds

He seems to have grown up a bit since coming out with that stuff. It’s nigh on impossible to grow up with a Dad like he’s got and not turn out a bit of a prat. I’ve enjoyed the documentary that’s been on about him the last couple of weeks. He’s clearly got some demons that crop up occasionally but he loves his wife and kids, lives in Morecambe and spends his week having a laugh with the workers at the local tip

Literally said last week we don't have the players to change it. He's getting desperate. Expect Manquillo, Gayle and Hayden to come in next week. In exactly the same formation and tactics

It still would have been a yellow card. Time doesn't move into a different dimension where incidents that happened have no longer happened after play gets pulled back 30 seconds.

Shades of Mclaren's season here. 27 games in and the same post match sound bites week in, week out from Bruce have lost any shred of credibility. It means fuck all. Basic shit still is still happening like Joelinton tackling someone at his own corner flag and then looking for someone up front to pass it to

We’ve had more possession and passes than them bizarrely

Another mistake by Dubravka unfortunately. He still wins us more points than he loses us like

Beneteke and Joelinton surely the 2 worst strikers to play in the same game.

So your boss goes to his boss and complains the whole team is a bunch of knackers and asks how to sort them out? The quick answer is to get a new boss that is a decent leader and can manage the different personalities in the team. A lot quicker than trying to find an entire new team anyway

Aye, but if you’re a fraction offside along with your entire body I’m not sure anyone would mind. Currently your entire body can be onside apart from your armpit hair and goals are being ruled out weekly. The law was brought in to stop strikers having an unfair advantage. Defenders manipulated the law with the offside trap. It makes sense to swing it back in favour of the strikers. It’s supposed to be entertainment. The more goals the better

No, it means if any part of your head or legs is onside, you’re given onside. Even if 90% of your body is offside.