Kid Dynamite

Just watched the highlights. Our 2 rejected penalty appeals were both more of a penalty than the one given ffs. VAR will be the end of Mike Dean

Scrappy game in shit weather. Mike Dean a clown as usual. That pass back decision was ridiculous. 2 good goals by us though, Ritchie's was class given the conditions and how long he had to wait for the ball to come down

This is the result of the drip feeding by the media of racist shit heads like Trump, Boris, Reese-Mogg, Katie Hopkins, Julia whatsherface, Farage, Tommy Robinson, Alex Jones etc. There's always been racist cunts in the world. They used to hate blacks. Then it was Paki's. Now it's Muslims. The difference being they now feel empowered to say and do something about it because they see it on social media and in the news daily. Shame he didn't put up a fight when getting arrested as it would have saved millions in jailing the twat for life when he has zero hope for rehabilitation

Did you see he called Tim Cook, Tim Apple in a meeting the other day? Instead of just laughing it off he's come back with a convoluted excuse that he was saving time and called him Tim (from) Apple, because that's how his super smart brain works, and it's us divvies that just didn't get what he meant

Aye. The little I've seen of them this season they appear to be more organised defensively and tend to only concede a goal a game. However they are fucking hopeless up front despite spending a relative fortune on strikers meaning they've drawn a ton of games 1-1. If they do get promoted they will be losing every game 3-0 unless they get significant investment in their squad

His game isn't based on his speed or agility so his age doesn't matter so much. Peter Crouch played nearly every game for Stoke last season aged 37 and still scored a handful of goals

Rondon doesn't look much bigger than any of our centre halves but he's an absolute beast. When he holds the ball up other players literally bounce off him

Agreed. He's exceeded expectations and he seems sound as fuck too.

That thread man If you have to follow a coach to get to Wembley then you definitely shouldn't be allowed to drive unsupervised

Aye, the Tories hate Muslims as much as Labour hate Jews. The whole lot need to go in the Sea tbh. It's tit for tat for 50 year old schoolkids

Paul Wynn Stevie turned rat on him iirc

I was at the Burnley match a couple of weeks ago. It was a great atmosphere. You clearly didnt sit through the Allardyce or Joe Kinnear days if you think this is the lowest the crowd has ever been ffs

The only reason I think he would stay is that we now have the best squad since he came here. -Dubravka, Yedlin, Richie, Dummett, Fernandez, Schar, Lascelles, Lejeune is the best back line outside of the top 6 -Longstaff will start every game next season if he stays fit. Almiron looks like a star in the making. -If we can keep Rondon and raise some cash selling Gayle, Hayden, Joselu, Murphy etc. to fund upgrades up front and on the wings, he may think he has enough of a squad to make a go of the league, even if Ashley won't put his own money in Alternatively, when he asks to upgrade the training ground and academy and Ashley laughs in his face he may just walk out

Not being facetious, but are you sure you weren't having a panic attack?

2 opposing ends of the 'celebrity tribute' spectrum

Sounds like it is suicide. ffs

Hopefully not suicide

Classic deflection when losing an argument. Like that one Alex

Use your stats skills to find out distance covered/games played for: Hayden Longstaff Ki Diame Shelvey Who do you think will come last?

In his early days at the club, 12 years ago, yes. Let it go man Alex, you're too old to be this bitter Just stick me on ignore if I annoy you that much

It's apples and oranges tbf. If they were both in the same starting XI, being fed balls by the same players then the stats would be comparable. Fulham are fucking woeful though and Mitrovic is feeding on scraps most games, balls launched at his head for 90mins. Although you already knew that

You and Alex have your own little anti-Mitrovic support group going on. Just sayin' Doesn't change the fact that Perez spends more time shanking chances and feigning injury than he does contributing to our attack

2013. Yeah, most of the big bike companies are jumping on the "modern retro" bandwagon. Classic looking with modern engineering. This one has ABS which is a bonus!

It's not like. If his head isn't right he's 100% the laziest player on the pitch, which was the case in his last appearance for us. No coincidence that he can't even get on the bench atm

This game has sucked the life out of me