Kid Dynamite

FFS Willock, Bruno and Longstaff on Saturday then

Dunk and Pickford shouldn't be anywhere near an England squad. Our defence is gonna cost us any chance of winning the Euros this Summer

I can just imagine the hell on there'd be if Ashley was borrowing the clubs money to finance private court cases (that she keeps losing)

https://www.theguardian.com/voluntary-sector-network/2013/oct/17/joey-barton-why-i-laced-up VS Has he changed his mind? Or does he just post any old shite to stay "relevant"

Meh. In the space of 2 years we bought Isak, Bruno and Botman, got to a cup final, qualified for the CL and thrashed PSG. Even if it all goes tits up we've had more fun in 2 years with PIF than 14 years under Ashley.

I think she got gifted her 10% of the club for acting as the broker. I suspect her recent reduction in shares was because she needed to borrow some cash off the Reuben's. Wouldn't be surprised if the Reuben's end up with her full 10% share at some point

Conceded after 6 seconds tonight https://twitter.com/TheSportsman/status/1771593178023362996/video/1

Gallagher, Pickford and Maguire noticeably shitter than the rest of our team

Chilwell is playing so high he's getting in Gordon's way

14 months between getting chased up the street by Everton fans to starting for your country against Brazil at Wembley 😎

Gordon and Bruno both starting

That would work about as well as Potter at Chelsea did

Turns out we've signed a deal with JD Sports to be the only 3rd party retailer of next seasons shirt (outside of the club/Adidas). Fat Mike is fuming https://www.catribunal.org.uk/sites/cat/files/2024-03/16375724 - Sports Direct v Newcastle United - Summary of claim 21 Mar 2024.pdf

Sounds like he's pulling a Ryan Fraser

What the actual fuck man. If they had operated on him in the first place he would nearly be fit again by now

Man City are winning the cup this year then

Never mind Jurgen 😂

It was always going to be an uphill battle. Disappointing that we lost to 2 shite goals though. And didn't make the most of the few half chances we had. Probably harsh to blame Burn for both goals, but I suspect Trippier at LB puts up a better fight for both of them.

He only gets minutes in cup games! Definitely something in his loan about premier league minutes triggering a purchase

I have spunked £150 on 2 tickets to see NOFX/Descendents in London though

Miley and Hall called up for England U20s. Jed Ward must have been griefed to fuck at school!

Workplace politics. Who can be fucking arsed!

Dropping like a stone. They could be 14th by Saturday. If Clarke leaves they could be relegation contenders next season

I had to pinch a screenshot as he banned me for taking the piss when he claimed he wasn't bald, he just chose to shave his head 😂