Kid Dynamite

I know it'll never happen, but since Botman got injured, Dan Burn has been better than any English CB in the league bar John Stones and should be in the England squad this Summer. I wouldn't rule Wilson out of the 3rd CF spot either if he scores in the next 3 games

Not sure how they spin this one as Rishi being the man to lead them into the general election. Overtaken by the Lib Dem's

Was that a two handed push in the back that VAR ignored

Joint 18th 👌🏼

Early days, but looking like it was just bollocks by the conservative stooges that Khan was in trouble

If by "he went to London for the lifestyle" you mean to party and live the single life, I think you're all doing him a disservice. He's got a lass and twin kids, so I don't think he's in Fabric every night

Was thinking of where Isak sits in the "best strikers in the world" list. Kane, Mbappe and Haaland aside, I can't think of anyone I'd swap him with?

They pushed this narrative last time and ended up with egg on their faces. Anyway, whatever happens in London.... Greens got 80x more seats than Reform. Who do you think is going to get more airtime before the GE?

We are dropping £28mil on Hall. Tino, Burn and Trippier are all better there than Targett imo

Aye, but when fit; Tonali Bruno Gibbs White Joelinton Willock Anderson Miley would all be ahead of Longstaff for me. Likewise with Almiron; Murphy New RW Barnes Gordon Minteh could all do a job on the RW. f we can get £15mil each id take it.

Window fast approaching. Good window for me would be something like In: Tosin Morgan Gibbs White A right winger A young striker Out: Longstaff Almiron Targett Ritchie Dummett Karius or Dubravka Hendrick Lewis Fraser Hayden

Is there a player in our starting XI who hasn't been fucked at some point this season? Bruno and Longstaff maybe Just as we hit a bit of form and need to stay ahead of the pack we end up with our 3rd CB out for the season ffs

He can't do any worse than Lee Clark

Rishi paid a foreigner to fuck off to Rwanda and Joe Public clearly don't give a fuck. Their whole election strategy is in bits

Formally known as King, surely?

Things must be bad if the Mail is leading with this story

The cunt who got in is wearing a cravat

Full judgement https://www.thefa.com/-/media/files/thefaportal/governance-docs/discipline-cases/2024/the-fa-v-sandro-tonali---2024.ashx The FA admit they wouldn't have had a case if Tonali hadn't volunteered the info to them himself, which is why his sanction was so light. He's also voluntarily agreed to a wage cut from us during his ban.

If he blocked her email address on day one then she'd have fucked off, the big fanny

Looks like he won more bets than he lost. He must be well up chucking £10k on each one

The is 100% Pearsons gait (and haircut)

I mean, I get the sentiment, but there are tons of top quality tattoo artists in the North East. He's gonna need a Messi stype coverup