Kid Dynamite

On a side note, has there ever been a shitter set off 3pm kick offs in the PL?

Blyth's takeover by "Winners Worldwide" was finalised yesterday. Unless we better Farsley's result today we will be relegated by 5pm. You couldn't write it 🤦🏻‍♂️

Saltwell Park has nowt to do with it. I'm just saying it's better looked after and nicer to visit than Leazes Park. I agree with Alex. Promise to invest and upgrade the remaining 75% of Leazes Park if we can pinch 25%. Still doesnt solve the issue of where we play for 2 seasons during the build though. Gateshead stadium is miles off meeting PL criteria. SOS is a no go. We could groundshare with Boro but it holds 18k less than SJP so not sure how you decide which fans miss out. The other option is to build a whole new stadium at the back end of the park and then incorporate the old SJP footprint into a new Leazes Park. Would be a nicer view for Leazes Terrace!

Leazes Park is a shit hole anyway. Not befitting of a major city centre park and is normally full of charvers and tramps. Saltwell Park is nicer imo

Option B is an optical illusion and would eat up half the pitch Option C is what Spurs did, but they had to move to Wembley for 2 seasons to finish the ground off. We don't have that option If we could squeeze 11,000 extra seats into option A it would give us the 2nd largest stadium in the league 😊

Princess Diana went back to the future when she hit 88mph or some shit

Do any pubs in town show non televised matches on dodgy boxes these days? Or have the all been shut down?

We went to Xcaret theme park. Prices were fucking mental but the swimming in the cenotes was class

Aye, City will fee like they've made a mistake there. Especially with KDB getting on now

Wilson would have managed it last season if he wasn't made of glass

I'd snap your hand off for 6th and a run at the Europa League. 55 years since we last won it...

I've always had a soft spot for Messi. Won it all, one of the most famous people on the planet, but seems to be happy at home with his wife and kids rather than shagging granny's or crashing Bugatti's in his spare time

Given Liverpool are 3-0 down after the first leg I think we can file this one under "never gonna happen"

I mean the bar was set pretty low before he arrived...

WTAF - Takes a wicked deflection before it hits him - Hits him above the sleeve - His arm is within his "silhouette" VAR = you've dropped a clanger there ref. Penalty!

Shaping up nicely. We are hitting a bit of form, have Pope, Wilson, Trippier, Tino, Almiron coming back from injury soon, and have the easiest run in of the lot.

Robbed. That foul carries into the box and is a nailed on pen

Gordon's played a blinder there!

Top 6 and Europa needs to be the aim now. Smash Man Utd and it's on

Defender too busy tickling Isak to worry about the ball

Krafth is a better CB than Lascelles. Hindsight and all that, but we'd have been better off releasing Lascelles and giving Krafth a new contract

Once Joelinton and Tonali are back I would look at selling Longstaff. I worry that Anderson and Miley end up 6th/7th choice once everyone is fit and don't get the chance to push on