ChezGiven

My all time favourite.

haha I've had no complaints. Few drunken people on here last night by the looks of things. You must be as hungover as me today then? I'm going out again tonight as well, it's 942am and I'm craving Chinese food. Had a few pints myself last night, then a had a 'Korean' which is basically not that different in this country from chinese food. Coincidentally, woke up thinking 'i fancy another one'. Was drinking Grolsch and Talisker. I bet you feel a bit rufffff though. Had chicken (i think). The little un is at her gran's so have been in bed all morning, was awake at 6am like.

haha I've had no complaints. Few drunken people on here last night by the looks of things. You must be as hungover as me today then? I'm going out again tonight as well, it's 942am and I'm craving Chinese food. Had a few pints myself last night, then a had a 'Korean' which is basically not that different in this country from chinese food. Coincidentally, woke up thinking 'i fancy another one'. Was drinking Grolsch and Talisker.

She should have just put a note on a lampost. Lost: One disabled snowman, last seen in Kent clapping tune of 'i'm walking in the air' on spoons. If found, please take his eyes as reward and return to....

How else do you think i smuggled the candlestick out.

Student wanker tbh, i dont reckon they had to play whodunnit either.

I did the disco at a black tie event at lumley castle about 20 years ago (fuck me), had an argument with the manager, got thrown out and barred so stole an antique candle stick.

Walter Mitty-mag A funny chap but clearly a dark and tragic story beneath the surface.

I ordered some 'paupiettes' of rabbit from the butchers the other day, picked them up tonight. Quite hard to find rabbit ones, usually veal, pork or turkey. In the casserole on a hob with shallots, girolle mushrooms and a bit of creme fraiche, serve with rice or mash.

Not sure about the wisdom of casting yourself as a Trinny Woodall-type character on here. 'Ooh chez, lets see you in your boxers, i think you might be a pear' tbh.

Really? Fucks sake. Right, Chez, if ever you get single again, I'll farm some girl-mates off onto you. You're minted, have a brain in your head and haven't got AIDs, so... you're a star compared to some of their exs. Matt and Meenz can attest to their eligibility. Behave Dave. Since when does the hypothetical 'doing' of some dirty slappers translate into committing to a long term relationship? Fat lasses are great fun, you can do them in the wrong un and laugh at their beaker's mouth and get away with it. Standards are standards. plus, it's better to do a fit lass up the wrong'un, at least this way you've got no chance of being enveloped. Plus if you slap a fat lass on the arse she won't feel it for a week. If you have the same standards for long-term girlfriends as for a drunken dalliance with a BBW, then no wonder you invested so much in that wanking blazer. Never heard of 'a little bit of cushion for the extra push in'? Look, my policy on this has always been clear, sometimes i fancy caviar, sometimes i fancy a kebab.

Family messageboard?

Really? Fucks sake. Right, Chez, if ever you get single again, I'll farm some girl-mates off onto you. You're minted, have a brain in your head and haven't got AIDs, so... you're a star compared to some of their exs. Matt and Meenz can attest to their eligibility. Behave Dave. Since when does the hypothetical 'doing' of some dirty slappers translate into committing to a long term relationship? Fat lasses are great fun, you can do them in the wrong un and laugh at their beaker's mouth and get away with it.

I nearly posted 'I'd do 2 of those 4' in the other thread earlier today and I stand by that. Marshmallow bird and the enormous spaniel next to her.

Leaps out of cupboards for surprise dance-offs.

Who? Gok Wan? Aye.

Tom, my mate did some of the music for GT5. His track is on the advert too apparently, not seen it myself.

Ahmadinejad reckons WikiLeaks claims are 'psychological warfare'.

Real have been utter turd, that Khedira is fucking wank. All kicking off here like

Whats KSA's problem with Wikileaks anyway? I know Leazes has issues of national security firmly to mind. At worst, if the information isnt that exciting then whats the problem? Its just a load of information that reveals some of the workings of global politics to the ordinary man.

"despotic"?

Given UEFA's new financial rules, i dont think he will sell the club. Margins will be increasingly important to manage and given his retail business, he probably thinks he is well positioned to take advantage of the new regulations. If someone wants to get into to football to bankroll a club, they need to do it now and invest loads in players before the rules change. If it doesnt get sold soon, then any new owner wont be an oil-rich money-launderer. Would be my take on it.

Is the term shag though? I believe the technical term is 'Eating at the Y'.

Some Mutant House, Disco Predators!