ChezGiven

Ugliest mug. Baldest coot. Pointiest shoes. Best stained glass window. Most in need of a wank. Gayest poster. Wooliest lefty do-gooder liberal. Most real world experience. Worst blazer / salmon coloured trouser combo. Hardest. Sexiest. Most desperate.

Presumably your first sentence means your second one is based on you being an avid Marseille fan. Stevie is just reflecting how the french press generally have presented the potential of their younger players.

Thought this was going to be about that Malaysian right midfielder.

Good night for the north east. Carroll played well, stayed fit and 20 year old football fan Jordan from Sunderland won front row tickets to see his hero Sami Nasri play #AC09

Tough game for Henderson tbf, just about coped. Carroll acquitted himself really well, not spectacular but showed his potential. Lescott was turbo shit, Gerrard looked likely to score but was shit generally too, the jizz fest about him on ITV was nauseating. Quite enjoyed watching it anyway, Nasri and Benzema were different class.

Only because your quiff would look shite. Alreet, Dreddy Kruger. Its more monastic nowadays. Pennance tbh. How germane.

Only because your quiff would look shite. Alreet, Dreddy Kruger. Its more monastic nowadays.

Only because your quiff would look shite.

Mod.

What the fuck do you do with the clay? Use it to mop the sauce up?

Many Happy Returns of the day.

Nope. Thanks for the heads up. I tried to download it a few times, nothing happening.

Well that's Mr Chez's present Christmas night sorted then Its not christmas night either, its christmas eve for the dinner. manc-mag is right, it's like we lost the war or something.

My first christmas in France. Foie gras and oysters apparently. Fucks sake

Not sure about the cloud idea anyway, wouldnt having access to all my iTunes collection negate their memory based pricing structures on iPhones etc?

Despite the quality of football, sounds like another club falsely occupying a lofty position by living beyond their means. 93m in debt due to a 'swollen wage bill and sacking Megson'. I wonder if he dares call the new villa 'Casa Reebok'. Shame for them if the finances are that bad but fuck em, we'll be lucky to get a point off them this weekend.

That been confirmed? The main mac sites were saying it was cloud/streaming for music collections. With the giant new server and the patent application for 'iTunes live' driving the predictions.

Seen a couple of episodes of The trip, quite funny. The food looks great too.

TBF I have dabbled for years and use the results all the time - also spend far too much of my time working on Monte Carlo risk distributions TBH Smoke & mirrors if you ask me but if fools the management I'd have stuck a 'Bayesian prior' on the fact that if something can go wrong for the club, it will. That would have reduced the likelihood of us finishing anywhere near the top half. Based on observed performances (frequentist), likelihood is we might do well. Based on having supported this club for 30 odd years (Bayesian), likellihood is we will fuck it right up.

Disturbing. Like Willy Wonka crossed with The Thing.

Loves his food Monkeys Fist, surprised he can type with those sausage fingers.

I'm guessing you have less experience than me in stochastic modelling, so pipe down Rob.

When i connect my laptop (2007 macbook) to my TV (Philips LCD HDTV), i get this weird stuttering on playback using the internal DVD player. It seems to jump forward very slightly all the time. Unwatchable. Connected on a DVI to HDMI. After some random digging involving putting all the words in the above sentence randomly into google, it appears that its either a problem with the resolution or with a feature on the TV called Active Control. In the TV manual it says 'PC supported resolutions' and lists some resolutions that are not listed as an option on the laptop. Is the objective to set the resolution on the laptop to a supported resolution in the manual? If so, anyone know how to set the screen resolution on the mac to an option that is not listed in system preferences? If not, what other reasons should i look at? It also stopped displaying sub-titles properly. All these problems dont exist when playing the same DVDs off an old DVD player. The problem with that is though its so old, it has an annoying white band across the very top of the screen. Many thanks in advance

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