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👌 Dempsey & Hutchpiece on vocals

Youve left the new graft? 😮

CALCIO KLAXON @Howmanheyman #ciaomanheyman what shift are you on?…

How good a source is that Geordie Dentist/Mitch character? 🤔 He replied to a tweet earlier that we’ve spoken to Maldini twice about becoming our DoF…. although he seems to have deleted it now…have subsequently spent most of the afternoon fantasising about us announcing the appointment the same week as Ashworth appoints Southgate as ETH’s replacement… then Paolo making Federico Chiesa his first signing…good olive oii drizzled on warm Focaccia with a large glass of Primitivo..fava beans and a nice Chianti etc etc…

“THOSE WHO ARE STILL IN FAVOUR OF VAR ARE THE SAME AS THOSE WHO STILL THINK BREXIT IS A GOOD IDEA”

Wait a fuckin minute here, if you’re actually from Mancyland it’s perfectly acceptable to call the cheeks that make up that particular footballing arse either City or United 🤷🏻‍♂️

What a set of fuckin wankers

Torp scores an unsaveable pen

Go on Cov!

Maybe about a third of them were commonplace when I was a kid just over the border. Not the specific pit related terms but lots of the general ones. It’s all basically extremely old Anglo Saxon. The land between the Forth and the Tees was never significantly settled by the Norse or the Danes. The language very largely remained what came out of Middle English which itself developed from old English. The everyday language of the people of this area was until the mid 20th century pretty much un corrupted near Middle English…Dan Jackson again here….

Just looked for the Harry Enfield sketch of the two boring twats at the party saying “Soooo…. What are we driving at the moment??”… couldn’t find it but that’s this thread at the moment

According to Dan Jackson, author of this https://www.wob.com/en-gb/books/dan-jackson/northumbrians/9781787381940?cq_src=google_ads&cq_cmp=18075688485&cq_con=&cq_med=pla&cq_plac=&cq_net=x&gad_source=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIsZjMlMnQhQMVuKFQBh2hCQzkEAQYAiABEgLaAPD_BwE#GOR010288790 miners worked in pairs and your marra was literally your partner at the coal face, the person you paired up with to extract as many of the black diamonds as you could. So it’s definitely Pitmatic and that applies to the Northumberland coal field and East Durham

tbf the Dortmund buses were fuckin bombed by some terrorist whack jobs a few years back… their security risk assessments will be mental 😬

Yeah, seen it at least half a dozen times

That cunt Parish has got some fuckin cheek talking about supermarkets https://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/10594271.sainsburys-crystal-palace-to-shut-early-on-start-of-premier-league-football-season/

“Even a stopped clock” etc etc

I think it’s fuckin ace

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So English teams won 2/3 last season . There were also two Italian teams in the CL semi finals. In 2019 two English teams got to the final. 2016 Real played Athletico. There are no discernible patterns and it’s indicative of the square root of fuck all

Who?…