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Andrew Neil’s GB News channel has launched with predictably amusing results

My memory isn’t the best but that shit has happened fairly regularly to us? ie new year/Boxing Day fixtures being played days later....

New Year’s Day is a mixed bag tbf

Germany are the Scotland of German international football

The panels chairwoman has today utterly eviscerated the Met, the home office and news international . Fuck all will happen despite the chairwoman saying Cressida Dick is as bent as all her predecessors. Am surprised Patel didn’t get away with flushing this down the shitter but I expect that delay was just to get the HO’s legal ducks in a row

Wisdom from the Antipodes, thank you brother 🙏 I was 28 when Scotland last played a game in a finals... am 51 now

Get out

Am telling you, he's on an appearance based contract and he's splitting his appearance fee with Bruce, hence all the last minute appearances

@Kid Dynamite you'll know Billy Gilmour & Nathan Patterson in roughly a weeks time too

A cunt speaks...

My old man used to talk about killing the village pig...back in the 40s...they didn't apparently tar & feather bride grooms or parade them around on the back of a cart pulled by horses though.. no..

1st July the 6 month grace period for NI ends.....which UK imported foodstuffs are you looking forward to missing the most @ewerk?? 🤔 I expect this will be an absolute boon for EU sausage & ham producers...UK pork wranglers not so much

For the record, myself & @Kevin Carr's Gloves will be live streaming our cover version of this infinetly better track at half time of the Scotland v England match on Friday June 18th...

Didn't want to disturb him We went to the pub the other week with friends who've got a 6 month old working cocker...they had a whole ostrich tibula for the wee fucker What flavour is your black & tan hound? Smashing looking beast, is it a poo too? ...

Zoomed & cropped as it goes, if its all the sane to you, David fuckin Bailey

The scene at tea time tonight

don’t know what you’re talking about.....the current Mrs PL dies though, it was she who slept on a mattress next to the Wunderhund to allay his intense separation anxiety . We locked him in his crate so we could eat our evening meal last night during which he cried his eyes out for 20 mins...a mate said in the week that having a puppy was a great deal more challenging than having a baby... After 23 hours I’m beginning to see his point

Introducing....Wicket the Wonderdog

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You might have to create an account to see this but for kit nerds it’s ace... https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/euro-2020-2021-kits-home-away-shirts-ranked-b1850768.html