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You going on the 16th @ Brixton or 18th @ Kentish Town? 🤔 is this one of your tracks?

I wasn”t sure somone sent it to me today and an Alice band… I said in a WhatsApp group earlier this week that I liked him, he’s not a dull media trained boring twat, and I thought what he said about Miggy was funny regardless of whether it was accurate or whether he was in a position to say shit like that… am fucked if I’m going to be offended on behalf of any millionaire footballer, we could sell Miggy (who I do like) and bring in a player who gets 20 goals and 10 assists in a season and we’ll mostly forget about Miggy pretty quickly…

Can anyone tell me who this player is?…

Wykkiki says he’s the bomb. Good enough for me like

Who the cunt who keeps getting it right?

This can only be good news.. Eddie Howe’s nephew makes me nervous #jordanibe20mill

Where does he feature on @Andrew's league table of journo accuracy? On mine he's 'blatant digital bullshitter, to be found in his mums spare room surrounded by crusty kleenex tissues"

HAVE THE FUCKIN YAM YAM CUNTS SEEN THIS? HAVE THEY EVEN GOT A @Diego21???

You’re not selling this to me tbh…

I feel like I’ve been digitally kneecapped by the bastard love child of Gloria Hunniford and Martin McGuinness

All his mates had asthma too

All those & West Ham are in a highly condensed pre World Cup European campaign. As our esteemed colleague @Gemmill has pointed out that puts ourselves and maybe Leicester & Wolves possibly on course for getting ourselves higher up than 7/8 by mid November

85%(?) of premier league players won’t be going…..you’d imagine they’re going to be on a bonus two month fuckin bender

He’ll use the Starmer get out, “workplace, quick drink, then back to work…see my shiny red box there?”…

The premier league shuts down from the 12th November till 18th January next season…..

New Year’s Eve 2014….Pardew had just walked and Carver had been appointed as caretaker…think we were being linked with two hotshot championship coaches… Eddie Howe & Uwe Rosler

Wor Flags are ok like but …..

ewerk is rumored to be getting a mention In the Queen’s Jubilee honours list for “services to shithousery” ….

New LB required

Aah I see… it was bait set to wind up other posters who may be looking forward to getting the odd ticket here and there during the forthcoming seasons… thankfully the chances of the East Stand getting an extra storey are about the same as the mackems signing Messi for next season

Spreadsheets is it?...... I'll give him fuckin spreadsheets

Who may I ask is “needing to be relocated” in the event of the capacity of SJP being increased?… not sure what you’re getting at… in the highly unlikely event of the East Stand being developed do you mean you’d rather sit there than where you sit now? And thus your seat would become vacant, giving someone the chance to sit where you’ve just vacated? How very benevolent of you

Fuckin Brighton fuckin West Ham 😒