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United Northumbria, but was killed in battle by the Welsh Cheers Tooj , may well have a gander at thet myself

is it based on Mrs PL's toilet book?... http://www.amazon.co.uk/A-History-World-100-Objects/dp/0241951771 She's dead posh like, folds the corner of the bog roll over like Mrs Bucket

Its Alan Oliver in the People folks. Lets not be too hasty here

Spat the dummy out at Lyon too, not going to world cup in a pretty average French squad, his teammates seem to hate him and don't want him in a pretty average (being kind there!) Newcastle squad too. All Pardews fault. Didier Deschamps may know a thing or two, WC and EC winner etc, he agrees with Pardew and the Newcastle squad too, but its all Pardew's fault Pardew is a fuckwit, that's assured. But HBA has a long history of being one too.

I like what is termed in school textbooks as "the dark ages", especially as it applied locally, I.e. the ancient kingdom of Northumbria and how the early kingdoms of England and Scotland were formed. Alaistair Moffat has written screeds on the subject, he s very good and we do of course share the same old school tie http://www.amazon.co.uk/Alistair-Moffat/e/B001IU0L4Q

http://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/ben-arfa-s-season-isn-t-over-and-he-will-face-arsenal-1-6582024 ??????

He's allgedly a Mag. That picture suggests he's mercenary fuckwit.

It was as recently as the 90s, until the FA changed their own rules on club ownwership. The same FA that is run by the chairman of its member clubs, the same chairman who earned millions from share flotations of their sporting clubs and the TV income of the newly minted Premier League. Clubs couldnt be bought and sold as they are now, its basically the reason why the likes of Hall, Sugar and Dein got involved with football.

And that children is why our next manager will be Alan Curbishley, with Shola on a new 3 year deal as club captain

Youre right, Jack Charlton got it AFAIR. The modern equivalent is "you dont know what youre doing" maybe? Allardyce definetly got that v Liverpool at home, 3 nowt down in 30 mins..

He came back last spring with the weight iyam, De Jong's challenge was in Oct 2010

I still think theres more to it than Pardew treating him like shit....the Captain who's in all likelyhood leaving anyway doesnt seem keen either...the lad probably needs a shrink as much as a different coach...

Sylvain Merveux isnt pliing on the pounds though is he?...difficult to tell with Bigirama, no fuckers seen him, Shearer,Stuart Pearce and Rob Lee didnt let themselves go when Gullit banished them to the bench and the youth team for most of a season in the case of the last two . Its about self respect, Ben Arfa is a weak character so has difficulty with it. Thats why he's a fatso, and that gives Pardew the pefect excuse to continue to not pick him. Add to that the club captain (a strong character, I think its fair to say) complaining about him even being in the squad then its not painting a very pretty picture of him. Why are senior pro's at the club taking against him ffs? The only thing we can hope is for Ashley to see the big picture and bring in a better coach/man manager this summer before his agent has found him a new club. But there will still be problems with Ben Arfa, its the type of person he is, and has been throught his career..his biggest enemy is inside his own head.

Pulls, imagine that! He lives near me mind, could be handy for a private jet home Story by Alan Nixon though, who is a professional fantasist,so put the "Pulis Out" banners on hold kids...

Beware the fake patriots' anger on immigration http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/apr/19/pity-poor-immigrants-coming-to-britain We are a common-law democracy, with limits of the power of the state. We are not a country where police officers can demand to see your papers or stop and search you without good reason. We are not a country where you have to prove you are entitled to treatment before a doctor will help you. The talk-radio hosts' screams and the tantrums of Ukip and the Tories will tear that old country down and create, for all their Euroscepticism, a Britain far closer to a Napoleonic Europe.

Had all them bar Pantera and Machine Head...not sure what that says?....the Weezer one is cruel like

Where is Borini on loan from again?....

Emmeroids next, Arsenal shooting for 4th. Good luck with that Alan

You couldn't make this shit up

This game has actually become mediocre in the second half...huge improvement tbf...

I know you're bored like but can't you make up a better mythical beast than that?

It's half time tbf

And normal service is resumed at SJP... Routledge to get the winner

Ref off? Has he come over all faint after seeing shoal actually score?

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