Monkeys Fist

What's astonishing about that? He's calling the bloke, and his employers, out as a pack of cunts. Regardless of his "electability", he's not wrong on that.

Every goal's a hole. Or something.

This sounds like the kind of thing that's right up my street, thing is, I absolutely detest the Brummie accent, and I mean, it brings me out in hives. Is this a deal breaker or is the brummieness played down in the interests of humanity and common decency?

" Hhhhhello Hhhhhhungarian Hhhhhhotie, Hhhhhhow you doin'?"..... .....Thompers 10-mile radius cleared of women faster than the Fukushima evacuation.

He will be playing hide the salami with a woman of loose morals, met through a popular social media find-a-fuck app. That, or he might actually be partaking of a few rounds of a fun-size French pastis drinkers game.

Err Not smelling like Mo Farahs taint, you won't.

Lass sees the VR TSshiny suit https://imgur.com/gallery/umYTJP1

They even share a Ring

He's already said Man! Playing pocket boules with Tinder Bitch no.15.

Wibble.

Fist Jnrs current school book, I shit thee not.

I'd swipe right #thompers.

Good god man! Put a NSFL tag on it

Didn't have bananas so boiled some kebab meat instead. I was up spewing most of the night.

Which bit/s didn't you expect? Because the last scene was the most expected "plot twist" in ages

The full time whistle......https://mobile.twitter.com/FuchsOfficial/status/727242055995392000

Pilot was a Leicester fan.

It was his wanking shed- not needed since he started the transition treatment.

Shit. Sounds a bit heavy. Can we talk about tits, instead, please?

That, or he served a red with fish.

C'mon man. Spill the beans.

Yet I'm the weirdo?