Monkeys Fist

You daft twat Holden.

That fucking dirge, Local Hero. Makes my teeth itch.

"Cuál es Simon Bird? Usted es un coño."

Dagnabbit.

Hot snakes RIP HMHM's balloon knot.

My DinaglingMy dinagling I want you to play....... etc. ( chin up Strawb, mate. )

Dodgy pint.

Who's going to explain it to him?

Ginola taking the piss out of gravity and physics v. Ferencvaros was pretty special to witness. Watching it back later just confirmed the jaw-dropping ridiculousness of it.

We are witnessing CT's Fritzlesque preparations for his impending kidnap and buggery-fest of poor Shane. The arsetro-turf allows easy access/concealment of his recently excavated filth dungeon. The whole metecting charade has just been cover to mask the practise digs and shit. (In years to come, this post will become legendary in the telling of the story of the AstroCars Killer.)

Hey Kids. Let's introduce Ant to the delights of pegging, the fucking Buzz Killington

It's what Mammy does to Daddy when he says he wishes he'd never adopted you. Go ahead and ask them. http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/35982-newcastles-vereinigte-deppen-und-verdammte-holzfusse-gegen-beklopptes-liverpool-fc/?p=1401389 Oops, sorry, finger slipped

My lass was bang into them around the time we had our daughter, seeing an eighteen month old wigging out to them was entertaining to say the least.

Howay Joyce, pet. Keep up ffs.

Totally unrelated, but I was in the queue at my local pharmacy at teatime, saw these and thought of you. Wibble

This Irish lad.... wasn't a big bald fucker with a hairdressers car, was he? But of a computer nerd?

Here's his Super Bowl show. http://www.veoh.com/m/watch.php?v=v6330047nSFChkNw Fuck me, he could play mind.

That woman, Prince, and now this.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-36103383 Where's Parky when you need him?

That's Royalist!! Also

Can we make extreme profanity a requirement in every new thread title?

Battered turds, obviously.

If he stays, I can see a fair few of the protests piping down for a while, tbh.

Just picked up 2 tickets off eBay to see Prince at Wembley in July! £50 the pair- I think I've stiffed the seller Edit: A tad soon, perhaps?