Monkeys Fist

Just seen the first house lit up like fucking Blackpool with Christmas lights on Benton Estate. It's 10th November ffs. Anyone got any bombs going spare?

Brian Penis. Do I win £5?

Chemtrails are just runs in the fresh paint on the inside of the crystal sky dome. Caused by energy fluctuations in the denpressure.

Fat Pete Postlethwaite rips the piss out of a Chuckle Brother's toupee-free gardening style, whilst Peter Beardsley bores the tits off a house by telling it how he is responsible for Cathy Secker's lop-sided mouth.

Post a thread you've commented on, let us guess

The goal or the ball?

Foundations being laid for an "unfit to stand trial due to ill health". Nice, Sepp my old son, very slippery.

Does he put cherry tomatoes on top?

To mě ještě nikdy nevadilo!

Filthy

I've got some excellent internet drugs if you want me to come round and play doctors?

Fyp

No you won't

Age mellows a girl.

She'll be singing this tomorrow

"As the snow flies On a cold and gray Darlo mornin' A poor little floppy child is born In the ghetto"

I read this as a verse from a C&W song.

Here we go again ....

Thompers/Quiff is back in a right strop, isn't he? Fat Czech bird held him down and gave him some strap-on Mandingo