Monkeys Fist

Salt and Peppa can do one, this is the definitive cover.

Always suspected you were a wong'un.

Always suspected you were a wong'un.

Lacist!

Try asking the Newcastle egg chasers forum? http://m.rugbynetwork.net/boards/list/s95.htm

This bloke?

Wait, I can transform my garden into a chav's nest for less than £250? Please, Mike, have all my money.

Those names will be plastered over everything to do with NUFC within months.

Arrrrrr!

Beat me to it. Also, we need an experienced gaffer to kick these fuckers into some semblance of a team. Once that's been achieved , then we can hoy it all down the pan by giving it to a totally untried beginner. Oh, wait. http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11095/9870513/newcastle-to-talk-with-patrick-vieira-over-managerial-vacancy

Was it this bloke?

Daves head is pointy enough

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/32943765 English FA backs boycott of 2018 World Cup. No mention of the farce in the desert, yet.

Who's the first "head" on the surfboard?

Are they not " craft pastry parcels" in Darras?

The holidays. Fuck me I'd forgot about that.

They demanded a recunt.

As opposed to the current fanny