Monkeys Fist

" Who wants to see this Roman coin I dug up last week? FTM"

"There's no easy way to say this- they all died in the fire. FTM"

Well bloody hell. (I would also bang the bejaysus out of Jennifer Connelly.)

Well, fuck me

That's a waggoning.

8th,9th, or 10th pint ? edit: Stevie's deleted the post this was a response to. I guess it was pint #10 then

Honestly have no idea how they've all coped up till now before this app came on the scene? I suspect the left-overs caught in their hipster beards have kept them going

have never known/heard of anyone calling SJP the Wonga Bowl

Cat vomit, tbh

He's only weeks away from the "Tap for English Tapas" app going live. Poor love must be frantic.

That, and speculation.

Correct. He did have sexual relations with that woman.

Who's this then, chaps?

Actually, reading the article, it says the tools belonged to the Arbornoelporcum people from the Mesothick era. Nearly.

From the the time of Henry 1/8

All this talk of slippery things falling through hoops deserves only one response. Mein Kramp.

I know we take the piss out of Gunter von Eatzital, but I was shocked to find the BBC using such disparaging language to describe CT and his gang's splendid achievements recently.

Oh yes. Winona and The Twins

You're not really selling it.

Wideopen/Seaton Burn might be worth a look, similar access to A1 and within your budget.

Deal.

Paste any youtube clip into this site's toolbar and it speeds it up x2 and plays the Benny Hill theme over it. Mint http://bennyhillthis.com/?v=ASwAH9XDKF0 (I put in J69's latest drunken escapades for shits and giggles)