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Posh mackemed YP

Mrs. F. wants 4-5 days in Rome , looking at mid-September- ( to avoid the Viking flavoured daughter frying). I’m guessing that 5 days will be ample time to see the sights at a leisurely pace, and that, since it’s the Capital, it won’t be shut Must see’s for me are the Coliseum, The Forum, a day getting “lost” and finding a god-level trattoria, a market, and some bang-tidy Roman flange deposits in the Wank Bank ( I have some wraparound shades which are cracking perv goggles). Mrs. F. wants to go to the Vatican… I’m distinctly in the “meh” camp on that one, but I’ll probably end up going. Any tips, must-sees I’ve not mentioned, must-avoids, or scran recommendations?

I know someone who’s likely selling an “outdoor sofa”. Needs the cash as he’s spunked his savings on bitchcoins.

“ Only way to git over one is to git under another !” Seems like a proper sort.

Isn’t it? I didn’t know until recently that it’s built around a drum sample from The Meters’ recording of “Oh Calcutta” Aye, fucked if I can tell either edit; it’s pretty obviously at around 2:40.

Fucks The Minors. ( but only if they’re related).

Climbs a ladder, takes down its knickers, and shits on Swifty and Buy Once from a great height.

You’d think they’d get on like a house on fire then.

I’m just sat here wondering why Meghan won’t ring her dad? WHY MEGHAN?????

Reygis Luh Breeyuz? Been an MLF since boyhood, marra. ( On the wiki page for his hometown, pop. 8,500+- , there’s 4 “personalities” listed.… … have a guess who isn’t ).

No one’s going to buy it anyway- the first 300 pages are given over to dedications to his kids.

I take it they didn’t have shin gunts, like the pic you posted earlier. ( I don’t actually believe any of this nonsense, tbh- how would you have been able to see anyone when, given your vehicular history, you’d have been tied on the back of it.)

Real, poor Kunt. In a surprising twist, she has announced her engagement to recently divorced, pizza-face DJ Simon Mayo. “ I’m so pleased I won’t have to hear any more jokes about my name”

Given the early kick-off, shit performance, obvious intake of teatime pints on your behalf, is it too much to ask that you actually get one of these “ American hotties” on a pervsnap? Disable the shutter sound, pretend you’re trying to take a panorama if Mrs.ewerk is hovering, whatever. I’m beginning to suspect that you’re actually at a swingers resort and it’s over-40s week.

Lucky bastard. And I only saw the 2nd half.

Is this a wifey lying on her side, arse pointing camera-wards, or is she sitting on her arse with her legs out front, but they’ve been twisted 90°to the left?

Kelly Heroes was my favourite film as a kid in the 70s, partly due to Clint being Clint, but mainly due to Sgt. Oddball. “I’m drinking wine and eating cheese, and catching some rays, you know.” RIP

Dustin Hoffman, method actor, stayed up for 48hrs for a scene where he was meant to have been awake for… 48hrs Apparently Olivier’s response was “ Dear boy, just try acting” Anyway, this is like having a root canal.

Missed the first half due to fuck-onery. Was it as turgid as this half so far?

Who are these splitarses pitchside? Wouldnt.

Must be lifting by now. Stander or sitter?

Tbf, that was about the last set of kits that had decent cheese pockets.

Also, coincidentally, their transfer kitty.

Another dumb Tory twat caught betting on the election date https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd11j1q3y13o