Monkeys Fist

No one wanted him

CT proving evolution works in reverse too- scratch it with a METAL tool, like a bradawl or even a Stanley blade. FFS

Fair point.

What. Metal. Is. It??

Bested by an overgrown spuggy. the SHAME!

GYP

They're a fucking pain in that game.

Gayed your post

Cause of Death: Om Nom Nom

Edit: Have you found out what your "drawer handle" is yet, Tubs?

Booked a converted barn in Normandy for 10 nights at the end of August. I intend to be sweating calvados by day 2.

Or demanding her change from waiters.

Aye, those words went through my mind. Still got the scars down my shins from it.

Climb a tree Then throw shit at it.

A few hairy moments in my climbing days, mainly due to holds snapping off and that. Worst one was canoeing, I got pinned by a swamped canoe in an undercut cave by my legs. As I was dragged under the water and down, down, I was thinking "is this it?" Beers were on the daft twat that tipped and caused it.

Do you get someone to lift it to your lips, you limp wristed wuss?

Cassowary casserole. There's a fucking mouthful, literally and metaphorically.

Why pretend?

I was caught off guard once, and answered honestly when Mrs.F. asked "Does my bum look big in this?" Fucking terrifying,

Yup. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treasure_Act_1996 I'd get it verified, Tubs.

That's what I was thinking, looks like a Viking Cape fastener. Albeit a remarkably well preserved one if it's just come out of a field.

I bet CT took his new detector stick to the pub.

Innit?