Monkeys Fist
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Fyp
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According to the Chivalric Code, I must choose a weapon of similar size. I choose CT's button mushroom. -
" Ooh, d'you think he stayed at that caravan park over there? Must ask the owner if we can dig his lawns up"
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The bottom one is his fungus-riddled toenail.
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Choose your weapon.
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I'm 47 mate. I endured it. It was shite. I guarantee you'll have had a leather pencil tie, pointy shoes with laces at the side, and a suit with shoulder pads. Fucking shoulder pads
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*amulet or ampule. Pick one
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Name and shame
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Sharks regularly float about, eating stuff, in UK waters, CT. Stick to muddy fields mate.
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Lip service
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Maggie Twatface (close enough)
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Should've done a Nazi salute, missed opportunity.
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Boys! I've hit pay dirt!
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Etruscan-ish.
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Metecties
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What is the Blob going to come back all excited over today? I'll go for either; A rusty penny. Half a hat pin. Someone's lost wedding ring. Being allowed to walk 20m behind the Big Boys.
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Explain, please.
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It never ceases to amaze me how many MPs have surnames one letter away from the truth.
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Christ, a year already. I'm confident I can say I speak for the entire board by asking you to pass on our thoughts to his family and loved ones, Cath.
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Some people stand up to wipe, some people collect stamps, some grown men repeatedly sign up to the same forum they've been hoofed/flounced from for years under various different usernames but are inevitably sussed within days/hours. Takes all sorts to make a world.
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CT, realising he's now got an "inny"
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One person on here won't have a fucking clue what you're on about, HMHM.
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Meanwhile, Haidara continues his transformation in to Duane Dibbley.