Monkeys Fist

But harsh that mind. He's someone's ..... erm..... thing.

The challenge- find a photo of The Knight Ryder with his top button fastened. You have 24hrs.

Plagiarist!

Was just about to post that same article.

The mad bastard is 45 today.

I nicked them from the neighbour's washing line. Whilst touching myself.

I posted dressed as KCG

That means you're back to being a nurse, then.

Harsh reaction that like Spindoctor. What kind of phone have you got?

The Monkeys Fist was sometimes used by pirates and sailors as a close combat weapon. So for authenticity, Cath could simply take a firm hold of yours truly to beat off trouble. Jim lad

And people worry about "the Islams"

I'd say you need a longer ladder.

Yes

Wonder how many of the thick cunts went to a fireworks display this weekend?

Arrrrrrrrrr! (Don)

" Kaka brol, Ka ka brol!" No idea wtf he means, but I like it.

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Are you Hugh Grant?

Have you seriously split up? Were you in the taxi?

I'll get your coat for you.

Chateaubriand. Get you.

" Young boy acts as penguin pimp". Festive as fuck.

Howay! No need.