Monkeys Fist

Dorty Twat. It's his petname for The Gaffer

So we'll look forward to his return following his recovery, shall we?

This. Best of luck to Jonas, and he's probably better off away from the utter cunts running our club whilst he recovers.

Should've been sacked for the suit.

CT man, Let it go, let it go I don't care what you're going to say

Aye, but when she eventually does, she'll be fucked.

Cleaning is pointless when you leave, as, if it's a woman moving in, she'll scrub and sanitize the place to within an inch of it's life anyway. If it's a bloke , he won't be arsed if you do or not.

Is a memo an offensive meme?

I want to know how come THE FANS are escaping any flak? I'm no Pardew apologist, but, come on?

Darsley Park is 2 minutes from my house

Mr Bean ( with eggs and bacon) strikes again.

The eggy, farty, bottom.

Coffee..... Smell some.

A Hatemful

Nicking that.

Lone pitch invader got within 20 yds of Pardew at the end. Craig man! Teach that lad some self control.

I'm reporting Craig to Social Services. What kind of monster takes his kid to this shower of shite? And, NUFC scoring 3 goals without letting any more in? Aye, game over.

What odds on Fraser Forster scoring?

Trophyshy, if you steep the winnets in beer for a week you'll get a far better result.

£5 a day for a sandwich, Fish? Take some Boldon Ciabatta Add some Cleadon carvery Garnish To die for.

Opened thread expecting some Better Call Saul-themed porn. Disappointed.

Happy Rapid Deterioration , sorry it's late.

" couldn't find a banana, used lard"