Monkeys Fist

Depends on whether the dead spaz looked older than it's age, really.

Except that it's the very visible sign that our club's identity can be fucked around with by FCB and the muppets will continue to line his pockets. It's fucking horrible, don't buy it, don't give it to your kids.

It's fucking horrendous. Our colours are Black and White stripes- stripes being plural. That's a white t-shirt with a black strip down the front.

CT is sitting in the cafe at Boldon Asda when he notices a stunning woman sitting two tables away. He catches her eye, and shows her his interest by wiping the slobber from his chin and suggestively chowing down on a cheese pasty. He mistakes her amusement for interest and is about to go over and slam his micropenis on the table and say, " How about it, Love?" when a fit young buck "accidentally" brushes past her, knocking over a cup. After apologising , said buck takes two mjnutes to get her number, arrange a date, and leave. Technically, CT was close. Realistically , he never stood a chance. Guess who we are?

Prefer the orange ones personally.

Take; 1.Any random ingredient instead of those in the recipe. 2.Mix them together 3. Microwave the shit out of them 4. Put a piece of raw vegetable on top of it and post the photo on here.

That's common decency- romance is dropping an unused wet wipe on her face afterwards for her.

Outrageous. Should've kicked her back door in to protest.

Seems I have competition for the "Toontastic Casanova" title.

Did the dishes once- moved Mrs. F. to tears.

When in Rome......

There's more activity in this thread than there will be at the club.

Were they served in a furry cup?

One plate of beings later and it was a jacuzzi.

"Dad, whys that lady in the picture putting that cheery tomato up her bottom?"

Jesus titty fucking Christ seems apt. http://instagram.com/p/oiZ7-xKZpU/

Why waste a rusty knife? Put them on the CT Diet, they'll never see their cock again.

It's a bit " comme ci kumquat "

From CT's playlist " Nig Nog music"