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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Did the dishes once- moved Mrs. F. to tears.
  2. There's more activity in this thread than there will be at the club.
  3. Were they served in a furry cup?
  4. One plate of beings later and it was a jacuzzi.
  5. "Dad, whys that lady in the picture putting that cheery tomato up her bottom?"
  6. Why waste a rusty knife? Put them on the CT Diet, they'll never see their cock again.
  7. It's a bit " comme ci kumquat "
  8. From CT's playlist " Nig Nog music"
  9. Buy it. Now. Fuck the contract.
  10. He wouldn't need to. If he read this place for a week he could tell you about your crockery, diet, music taste, inability to handle booze, etc etc ad infinitum. That's assuming he's one of them thar nig nogs with book learnin'.
  11. Make your first protest by refusing to pay your internet provider.
  12. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/premier-league-stars-love-rival-7169162 WTF- Gets drunk, fucks car?
  13. I was burying other things
  14. Long time ago. 1990 then I moved up to the Ardeche. Been back to the Ardeche several times but not been back to Agde since then.
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