Monkeys Fist

Disappointed it's not The Sholinator tbh.

Oh, go on then.....

Meenzer's sticky cock .... ...tail sausage recipe is remarkably similar.

Which pair would you rather have making your ears bleed?

Aye It'll all be "United".

David Coleman has died aged 87, proper broadcaster. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25476438 And now we have Robbie Savage and Andy Townsend.

Ant and Dec taking over as Supreme Rulers, like?

Nah, he's still in touch with Leazes- " Just google 'foreign cunts' for me"

CT performs self-circumcision.

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Potato

http://www.youswear.com/index.asp?word=cunt#.UrTC8XggGc1 Dirty chicken!

" in Search of The Perfect Kebab"

The last two posts.

What do you want to discuss?

Potato

CI5 T** S**ret, C**t List.

That would be Bob the Liar. Popular chap in that there Lahndun.

Fish the Dildo

Fish the Dildo Thief

Mother " What do you want for tea Rude Kid?"Rude Kid " Pound of Shite Y'Old Pissbag " poetry.

Turns out the actor friend of an actor friend of mine was performing there. Can you imagine how this tale will be a few days down the line once a bunch of thespians have had their hands on it- there'll definitely be an "Apollo Theatre Disaster Award" at the Baftas in memory of those who had their lines cut short by the falling plaster.

Life's tough on the Buttered Bread Line.