Monkeys Fist
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Newcastle United Legends - vs AC Milan Glorie
Monkeys Fist replied to Tom's topic in Newcastle Forum
Looking forward to this. Might take my daughter to her first game. -
Kinnear - Appointed Director of Football
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
A microwave. Camping FFS. -
Faacking Ell! I'm calling him Bob!
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Currently doing the rounds of Westminster
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I have to say, Old Bean, I do believe I'd have my stones inside those shorts double quick, Bristol fashion, what!
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Nah, studs get caught in the duvet cover
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That's Aeris man!
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Kinnear - Appointed Director of Football
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
I'm not suggesting he's been banned. I'm suggesting he's such a fucking booze hound that he's never driven. -
Stevie?Sell a ticket? To a sweaty?
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Kinnear - Appointed Director of Football
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
I'd say the fucking raging alcoholism would have a lot to do with it. -
I think I have found the most offensive lyrics in metal " I Snuck A Retard Into The Sperm Bank " By Anal Cunt. I shit thee not
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"Ashley Is A Cunt"Nothing ( surprising)to see here , move along.
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Hmm........ Note the shine.
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Tits oot before you go?
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I'd try to find out, but I've got bigger fish to fry.
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Not shore.
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Nicking that.
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I can't afford to fly because of my habit.
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What you can't see is the emergency buttered slice kept under it.
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Biggest build up to a fnarr fnarr ever.