Monkeys Fist

Best get yourself one, then, just to be on the safe side. I'm sure Gemmill will be happy to guide you through it's installation and use, step by step.

How can you need one if you don't know what it is?

What if he's a right bamp?

Cracken? Really?

This is the sale page for my local bike shop in Forest Hall. http://www.cyclelogical-newcastle.com/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=587_599 Might be something on there?

Aye, pissing down here too. The ropes are staying in their bags today.

Cheer up man, I was joking

Interesting piece about the Chronicle's impartiality being compromised re. Wonga. http://markbrophy.wordpress.com/2013/09/04/chronicle-capitulation-to-wonga/

Post 769, finally

Gwon son, get him told!!

This. Classless wankers

On a scale of 1-10 rate the following for classiness. 1. Taking a prepared banner to a match , mocking a team ( who you have no previous bad blood with) who are about to be relegated. 2. Speaking like Barry, from Auf Wiedersehen. 3. Boring people to death for 20 years+. (If your total score excess 1, you are doing it wrong )

What odds on Dyer and Bowyer staging some "handbags"?

No wonder he's a miserablist, those heels must knack

"Where can I buy XXS condoms?"

Thanks for that cut and paste - I was incapable of reading the article myself. Thanks, again.

Ee's worse eet. (Say it like Clouseau)

I had no idea Davide was religious. ( please talk more dirty)