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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Spent the last years of his life in a tiny house, by a tiny stream.
  2. Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock Fucking Jehovah's !!
  3. Styret er full av illiterates. Han er norsk
  4. : Glued to the full length mirror.
  5. He'll be jizzing over this thread.
  6. Watching the Zapcat racing at the Quayside. Fast as feck!
  7. Same thing happened to me a few years ago. Ring Southern Electric, they'll deal with it for you.
  8. It's where everything must be played on ELEVEN!!!
  9. 6th. More blind optimism than reason.
  10. Chin up man, everyone has downers. Edit: just seen above posts. Didn't mean to be flippant.
  11. Bribe the box office with a Dewhurst meat parcel.
  12. She's fucking gorgeous. Google " Jesse Metcalf Shirtless" , but make sure your hand is lubed up first.
  13. Don't say that man Deaders! Could be worse, you could be a Mackem!
  14. It's the Irish, whilst everyone was watching Mars and the Curiosity, the crafty bastards took their German loan and scuttled off to Saturn on the sly.
  15. Biggest fakers since Meg Ryan. I'm surprised you fell for it.
  16. No, and neither have you. 100% fake, StickleBricks Innit?
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