Monkeys Fist

Your cock Edit: damn! That was in reply to carrot, but feel free to mash away

Page 1 doesn't exist. It's only because so called scientists have told you there is a page 1 that you swallow it. The earth doesn't spin around page 1, page1 spins around the earth, which is flat and rests on the backs of 4 stellar elephants, who stand on the back of the Great Turtle.

Fallacy

Plot

As ever, your advice was invaluable Za za

I'm not feeling the love in this thread for we of the gapped teeth. I am the proud possessor of a decent gap , and I know at least one other poster in this thread has the same

The Zappa song "Beer & Titties" springs to mind

Going to Southall for curry, any of the London mob got any recommendations?

Sweaty. Working in Hendon, it's muggy.

Vanessa- have you come yet HMHM? HMHM - Not yet love Vanessa- Joe le Taxi HMHM-

Uranus.

As far as I know, Axl doesn't have Tunnocks Teacakes for nipples.

Oh aye, she's a hound alright.

If I think the Mrs. needs a burst of adrenaline, I call her Wench. Works every time

This thread has disappeared up its own Grexit.

Tidied.

Happy Birthday mate. Hope Engerland give you a nice present

CT. most "popular" bloke in his street.

Having said that, if you can't fix it with Duct tape, you can't fix it. This is a fact, like wot Wolfy uses.

In other words, 'cos he's a hippy.

Ale, welsh, 5am start this morning, and shit speakers all combine to confuse this ape.

I'm in Newport in Wales, sitting in a bar with both matches on , screens side by side. Heads spinning already.

Shortcake.