Monkeys Fist

My view, fwiw. A while ago I remember Stevie got a slapped wrist, he took it and changed/toned down the thing that was causing the problem. Leazes has numerous chances to do the same , and spurned them all. Putting him on ignore makes reading threads like trying to read one of these The place has bent over to give him the opportunity to pack it in, to it's detriment in attracting new members. The crack has also plummeted, a lot of regulars have either stopped posting, or do it far less often. So what if he is a "supporter", I can't think of one positive thing regarding NUFC he has posted since I signed up in 2008. My suggestion? 2 month suspension. See if there's any difference in crack/ new members etc. if he wants to come back after that , it's one strike and out. Maybe harsh , but something needs to be done because this place needs a shot in the arm.

Keep up man Salty! http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/32739-egypt-legalise-stiffies/page__view__findpost__p__1068883

He doesn't no.

OCD or COD? Barmy.

It's all the rage http://www.pressherald.com/archive/pittston-man-charged-with-climbing-in-toilet_2009-08-31.html His wife later dumped him

Pah, details.

Well said Fish.

Just found this. http://m.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2009/apr/21/ray-kennedy-appeal-liverpool-arsenal?cat=football&type=article Hats off to the thieving dipper who organised it.

Wonder if it's ok to pop her in the oven when she starts cooling?

How's he doing? He used to apologise profusely about the effects of his Parkinsons, as if he thought it offended people.

http://rt.com/news/egypt-sex-dead-wife-054/ Well, fuck me rigid.

Ray Kennedy used to eat in my restaurant when I was cheffing. Loved having a crack on, and seemed genuinely pleased whenever he was recognised. Can't believe I forgot about him.

JawD I think.

Mick Mahoney Super Goalie La la la la la !

This is as far as I got. Beaten by bionics

Bollocks. When you look down and see a gut instead of your cock, surely you'd say to yourself "enough"? If you fancy a biscuit have one. Have two. But don't have the whole packet. It's not difficult to work out or do. ( Unless your brain is encased in so much blubber it has ceased to function.)

Fattys are baaad.

Tale of jealousy , this. Pav's luxuriant thatch vs the young Fish's already diminishing barnet.

Steve Watson by day, Stephanie W by night.

Well said. I'll be starting a bit cycling to kick the heart and lungs back into shape, weight wise, could do with losing a pound or two , but not stressing as I have a job coming up that'll lose me more than that ( working above a swimming pool on the heating duct ) I was on a job in Leeds today - office block. I said to my mate at lunch that office chairs now, compared to say the 60s , must be twice as strong to cope with the obese blobs that are spilling out of them. The place was so full of lard it was a fire risk. You've cost me two ruined keyboards

You cheeky vagina! (And no, he's married to my cousin, really decent bloke too. )

Was at Steve Watsons wedding in 1997, met Clarkie, Beardsley , Howey , Sellars, Shearer, Lee, Hislop, Peacock. Helped Shearer steady Rob Lee at the bar , as Lee had scored for England the day before, and Shearer was getting him mullered, successfully too. Both were sound, as were all the players present. Shaka was a fuckkng hoot, playing the comedy West Indian role , shouting for his " Wooman!" to bring him rice and peas and beer. Also worked in a deli/cafe in Jesmond where Beardsley and Albert were regulars. Albert was fucking massive.

Top move. Agree wholeheartedly about a proper memorial to Joe Harvey being long overdue, but let's enjoy a nice gesture to a great man.