Monkeys Fist

The madness continues… http://m.rollingstone.com/?redirurl=/music/news/r-kellys-trapped-in-the-closet-will-return-on-ifc-20120321 New episodes of Trapped in the Closet

Bloody hell! Well done for not going round with a pitchfork and club KCG.

Can I just pause to remind everyone that this friday is Good Friday, where all thoughts turn to a long haired man who died on the end of a cross. Happy Easter, Andy ! Wahey!

I never noticed she had arms.… Cheers mate, I'll use the second one ( load it when I go on my pc). Good effort youth.

Done

Another Man's Wife http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1753444/

Jean de Florette, starring Gerard Depardew.

Yeah, but have you got a limit? I do, i wasnt allowed a sig half the size of fish's. Not that I'm aware of

Have you seen Fish's posts?

Don't you fucking dare!!

"Ended up in gothams which was fine except every song skipped continuously and it reeked of piss." So, what was fine about it then? Glad you had a good time,

Im from Nottingham so i dont have a clue what that means hahaha. " Without the inclusion of breasts, I shall temper my praise for you, be warned."

Nee thrups, nee kudos mind

Today in pictures.....

Would love to see the interviewer do that to Dalglish when they eventually win a game like. Mid-answer and just walks off with his mic. "Do you think you deserved the win?" "I do, I think we were exc-" "so fuck, you scotch tramp"

I'll have one of salma please, MUST include her thrupennies Cheers

He's too busy getting nasty with the cougars of teeside

The word on Stowell St is that a bald ginger bloke with 36DDs has already put three All You Can Eat Buffet joints out of business. Toon Triads are mobilising to save what remains, with reports stating one of their number lost a hand in an early intervention attempt.

Happy Birthday Dr. Ken. What a cracking present from Cissé and the Lads.

Did you put the stack heels on , or is Pardew a closet Cruise?

CT was on holiday in Cornwall on 11/08/1999. Coincidence Parky??

CT and the Pasty Crew on the way to the match. " 32' waist these man!"

WARNING TO DOG OWNERS, COUNTRYWIDE; Please keep your animals indoors from 3pm on April 1 , as a high pitched nasal whining is expected to strike wherever Professional Victims are present. The duration and intensity of this aural irritation will depend upon the severity of the public sodomising of the League Champions ( in waiting) and proximity of boundary structures for suffering Thieves to push over.