Monkeys Fist

Your shits must be rancid like CT

Nervous. Came home, tea on table , beer in glass ( and this is the clincher) , which she topped up for me when it was 2/3 empty!!! She wants something. ( I am NOT having another baby, no way. )

Business opportunity right there- " Speak Dutch like a native in 10 easy lessons".

The point I was making though,Stevie,is that you changed your style just enough to keep the peace, and became a better poster because of it.

Mrs. F. has finally got into Modern Family, so there's a lot more of this on chez Fist. Result!

So, let's say Pardew took the job. Who would we replace him with, that could work under the same conditions and get the same/better results?

My view, fwiw. A while ago I remember Stevie got a slapped wrist, he took it and changed/toned down the thing that was causing the problem. Leazes has numerous chances to do the same , and spurned them all. Putting him on ignore makes reading threads like trying to read one of these The place has bent over to give him the opportunity to pack it in, to it's detriment in attracting new members. The crack has also plummeted, a lot of regulars have either stopped posting, or do it far less often. So what if he is a "supporter", I can't think of one positive thing regarding NUFC he has posted since I signed up in 2008. My suggestion? 2 month suspension. See if there's any difference in crack/ new members etc. if he wants to come back after that , it's one strike and out. Maybe harsh , but something needs to be done because this place needs a shot in the arm.

Keep up man Salty! http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/32739-egypt-legalise-stiffies/page__view__findpost__p__1068883

He doesn't no.

OCD or COD? Barmy.

It's all the rage http://www.pressherald.com/archive/pittston-man-charged-with-climbing-in-toilet_2009-08-31.html His wife later dumped him

Pah, details.

Well said Fish.

Just found this. http://m.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2009/apr/21/ray-kennedy-appeal-liverpool-arsenal?cat=football&type=article Hats off to the thieving dipper who organised it.

Wonder if it's ok to pop her in the oven when she starts cooling?

How's he doing? He used to apologise profusely about the effects of his Parkinsons, as if he thought it offended people.

http://rt.com/news/egypt-sex-dead-wife-054/ Well, fuck me rigid.

Ray Kennedy used to eat in my restaurant when I was cheffing. Loved having a crack on, and seemed genuinely pleased whenever he was recognised. Can't believe I forgot about him.

JawD I think.

Mick Mahoney Super Goalie La la la la la !

This is as far as I got. Beaten by bionics

Bollocks. When you look down and see a gut instead of your cock, surely you'd say to yourself "enough"? If you fancy a biscuit have one. Have two. But don't have the whole packet. It's not difficult to work out or do. ( Unless your brain is encased in so much blubber it has ceased to function.)

Fattys are baaad.