Monkeys Fist

" Where yuh going?" Just held it together there!

I heard Elton John and McCartney , both of them should be taken aside and made to listen to themselves. They were beyond awful man!

Cunt cunty cunt cunt

Jeesus! Come downstairs for a brew, Elton John. He can't sing anymore can he?

Me and Mrs. F. are decorating the hall and stairs. We are having incredibly quiet radio wars as the kids are in bed. Her - radio 2 jubilee spunkfest downstairs Me - 6music upstairs It's class war.

Are you lads actually watching it like? Give yourselves a stern talking to.

In days gone by , they would be called Empire Builders. Britain is broken etc etc

Think he's suspended, still expect him on the balcony though.

Do you begrudge either one of these monumentally talented cultural icons a penny of their hard-earned?

Greek Phil spots a Filipino nurse " Show us your cock love!"

Mr. Holdcroft; 1- Lives with his mother 2- Has a girlfriend 3- Collects Beany Babies One of the above is untrue.

Blatantly trying for a porn career , they bleach their starfish don't they?

When I was a youth I worked around the Med coast putting up the tents for Eurocamps etc. Through lack of keks and sweat I got a touch of ring sting. After showering that evening I was putting on aftersun milk and thought " That'll do the trick for the throbbing hoop!" It didn't. Due a fixed showerhead I ended up doing a one armed handstand whilst gingerly scrubbing my now fiery hoop.

Stop it. You're killing me.

Privately funded?

Here to irritate Sweetcheeks

It's the hairy palms wot does it.

Like I said , here to help Sweetcheeks.

Simpleton

If you don't like it there's always the Japanese option

Is currency now a measure of time ?

I heard it all kicked off when the two lads disagreed with Nietzsche's Critique on Morality. Can't say I blame him, what what !

Here to help Sweetcheeks