Monkeys Fist

Get them to say , In Hertford, Hereford, and Hampshire, hurricanes hardly ever happen. Dead giveaway

Stress fractures I'd say

The slightest hint of a y in there, CONDEMNED!!

Sunderland and Easington

Easington, calls it Newky Brown, it's all stacking up. Bet you he has dairy products on his chips

Llambias will be wandering around SJP looking for someone to sack today. $40k doesn't grow on trees. Quick, give him a mirror!

I'm shattered.

Fish with a mullet, innit?

Vaulted ahead with that one Kitman. Window-n't you come up with a new one when it seems there's nothing left? So-munting special, you are. I'm Apro(n).

Obviously in the top 1% of Scouse thinkers.

Vaulted ahead with that one Kitman.

Brilliant.

Oriel ly?

You should be banished to the dormertory for that.

I'm mullion it over, but I'm in a bit of a jamb. Need something with stile.… Ted Moult.

I'm not in the right frame of mind.

You'd think, but so far many of the punning greats have abstained Wonder what's keeping them at bay?

Silica…nts

Aye. It was a bit of a pane tbh.

I think I nailed it in post #2.

Has anyone actually been to the Glass museum? I went there once to price some work, it's a cafe, tat shop, and a couple of hippys blowing bowls and whatnot. It's location too… would be like sticking the Sage on the ropiest part of Benwell.

Tourist to region " I fancy a day looking at the rich heritage of the North East, shall I go to the Roman Wall, take in some stunning castles on the Northumbrian coast, Durham Cathedral, or maybe spend the day in Newcastle soaking up its incredible Georgian architecture and the Norman Castle… … nah, fuck it, I'll go see a folly built on a barely perceptible hill fort near Sunderland. "

Mackems will be furious they can't even beat us in fines.

Just seen a Blue lady, on St.Thomas' Street, like this guy… Naturally, I chased her down the street shouting " Burn the Witch!"