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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Just seen a Blue lady, on St.Thomas' Street, like this guy… Naturally, I chased her down the street shouting " Burn the Witch!"
  2. Because they can count the number of league clubs he's managed on one hand.
  3. Monkeys Fist

    Muamba

    Of his own free will.
  4. Aye denying it's her whilst simultaneously sending her lawyers to the addresses of any sites hosting it to insist they remove it. What a female boss. It's a gagging order. Oh irony how I love thee.
  5. Anyone fancy a punt on how many " MON OUT!" threads there'll be on RTG ( the classiest website in the world, ever, inherently etc etc).
  6. Monkeys Fist

    Muamba

    "Worship The Mighty Twig, ye sinners"
  7. Pink Floyd - Have a Cigar (mkII)
  8. Sofia Vergara in Esquire's latest..... And lest we forget.........
  9. Only Tea Set/ Meggadeath left - clue they've already been mentioned in this thread
  10. Monkeys Fist

    Muamba

    The case against religion clicky
  11. Beautifully put. If she was faffing about with my johnson, putting it on the bridge of her nose,she'd faint from the stench.
  12. Monkeys Fist

    Muamba

    Well given it's a conclusion I've reached on my own and I'm not currently recruiting young fitties I think I'm safe from the tanks shooting fire for now. I'd revise my statement to 'find your own path' for risk of being labelled a hippy again. Sorry, couldnt resist, good photo though Tbh mate, I hate putting people into boxes, Not what I'd heard , you hippy-hating psychopath
  13. Van Halen - yes Rats- right country ,wrong band.
  14. Monkeys Fist

    Muamba

    They are in the US. Not here though. Who decides? Xenu
  15. Monkeys Fist

    Muamba

    Of course. Not a religion,are they
  16. Monkeys Fist

    Muamba

    Great to hear that he looks like he's on the way to recovering. re. praying, if that's what some people want to do, no skin off my nose, za za
  17. Monkeys Fist

    Muamba

    At least Atheists only WUM. Untrue http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:Militant_atheist_violence_continues
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