Monkeys Fist

The shrinking part?

I'd love it if we could have a standing section at SJP. Would make going to the match fun again. Plus, if you ended up next to some tubby Tory who stunk of Balti Pies ( for example) , you could just wander away… … or piss on the back of his legs.

Aye, most new pools are littered with it! None on this one. Tricky for us, had a job in Hexham where the glulam had been stained by a roof leak. Asked to sand it off and seal it. Utter waste of tone as the stain was images deep, told the client this, but they said " Give it a go". Filled a week.

Well Done As we are virtually the same size and shape, if Mrs Fist requires any companionship during your absence, I am more than happy to pop through the tunnel. We are similar in height. Here endeth the similarities, Pudgycock.

Painting roof trusses on a new build swimming pool- they were painted the wrong shade of blue and we are going in to save the day

Have a drink!

The Greatest Fight that never was. I reckon , on the strength of the Foreman fight, Ali would've won. Now, Frazier v Tyson, that would be a scrap I'd love to see.

Get some graft done , you work-shy waster! Fucking listening to shit, on company time?

George is thinking "Whut the fug jus happened?"

Just got the call I've been waiting for- off to Warrington to start a 2 week job....

But we are a selling club, and we are going up- how's that work then?

Be vigilant...........

It's a lovely drop 2J, got a nice honey taste but not too sweet. Certainly did the trick.

Fanny Chmelar.… Sorry, wrong quiz.

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Sleep on it.

I'm fine mate, just had a wee dram (note the singular ). Oh aye, and fuck off.

Braithrean gu siorraidh, and that.

The Macallan 10 yr old. *do they not scratch your throat a bit Leazes?*

They are missing out one of life's great pleasures- that moment, just after you start , having been bursting when you look up at the ceiling and say " Aaaaaaah!" Reinforces my suspicion of unnecessary toilet related sitting