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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Uno's? Are you a 1990s footballer?
  2. You assume correctly. Share that shit, bumpiper.
  3. You got a daughter Lazarus? http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3701059/History-made-as-nipple-is-found-on-foot.html
  4. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oto-CIKKNR8&feature=youtube_gdata_player
  5. Monroe Transfer Still one of the most inexplicable and worrying episodes I've seen on here. Monroe Transfer Monroe Transfer
  6. The Mrs. already stamping her authoritaaaay?
  7. Had some swordfish steaks marinating in teriyaki, chilli, garlic ginger and lime since last night. Just about to grill em now, steamed rice and green beans.
  8. My cousin works for SAB Miller, who own Haywards 5000, Bob.I've emailed her for a retailer and I'll let you know soon as she replies
  9. A bunch of squaddie's bints are expected to beat a bunch of x- factorites fame whores to Christmas no1 spot. Whoopee! In other news, I had a remarkably cohesive turd today.
  10. Who, Jan or Mrs Tooj? Either way, needs a beeatch slap.
  11. You've narrowly missed seeing Toughguymick/TannedDave dying on his arse there mate. We are taking the lads we've worked with this year out on the 17th for a meal and then drink til you drop. Quite looking forward to it, haven't had a proper session in ages.
  12. Getting a tree on Sunday, decs going up too. Nice to finally see Jan's pussy btw , not as hairy as I'd imagined
  13. Found these ... what it looks like now.... should've left well alone tbh. Here's one of the concrete hill/slide
  14. I lived in Longbenton before I moved to Killy Berb, kept that fact quite as a kid
  15. Was that the one on the wall in the big playground near the towers- had a big concrete hill with a slide going down it?
  16. No, that was when the bamps started moving in. We did slide down the external girders that held the walkways up though- thinking about it now, I'm amazed none of us were killed doing it! The girder in the centre is one we used to play on all the time, ( I lived in Hepburn Tower) The game was to climb out onto the girder from the top deck, and slide to the ground- simple
  17. Is Black People on a Train the much anticipated sequel to Snakes on a Plane? I'd say it's already had a bigger audience.
  18. I'm sure Monroe T Ransfer played for the Dallas Cowboys as a wide receiver. Or was it Monroe Transfer?
  19. He'll be too busy banging his way through Teeside's singles scene to reply.
  20. Moved to Garth 6 in November 76- posh bastard, me
  21. I've heard the Monroe Transfer can be automatically edited into every post.… mods.
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