Monkeys Fist

Will you kindly shut the fuck up until the whistle has gone.?

Prone to flap.

De Bruyne coming on for Silva.

I’ve got Radio Newcastle commentary on- The Dour Man has just said Silva couldn’t tackle a hot dinner

Fyp

I know there’s quite a slope from Leazes-> Gallowgate, but does it actually make a difference? Genuinly wonder if there’s any of our lads saying so?

Was ‘e int bathtub with t’other bellends?

Is that just up the road from Hovis Terrace?

The half time talk should just be Mad dog handing out raw liver, then eating it.

I agree.

Bruno hiding in the stock cupboard as the yellows are dished out here

8 minutes et. Isak hat trick incoming.

Fuck that , we’re on fire here.

I believe the correct phrase here is

HEADLESS FOCKEN CHOOK!!!!!!!!!!!

5-1 then.

You fucking Beauty!!!!!!!!!

I’m 2 steps ahead of you, as per…

Bang goes my 5-0… again.

Bit of a gamble tbh.

Apropos of absolutely bugger all, Joelinton would’ve been about 3 months old when we humped the Other Mancs 5-0 under Keegan. I reckon he’d have still made that side.

Lads, if you start here, then go up, you can unread this whole thing.

All things considered, I reckon we’ll be quite content with a sneaky 5-0.