Monkeys Fist

Nowt wrong with Persian is there?

I wouldn’t climb over her to shag you, like, even her older self

I have to take a mandatory 45 minute break- I’m in fucking Hendon. Fuck my bastard luck.

She’s got the wong accent. Giddup!

Alex Two Times.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-67994919 Lass from Wolverhampton wakes up with a Geordie accent. Someone needs to get her to safety, quick, before the Ready to Groom mob claim her as MLF.

A lot of their squad must worth fuck all then, because they’ve got a £30m, £25m and £15m player on the books. Is this all part of The Model?

I worked with a Moosefucker who’d done a couple of seasons of that. Top lad, 5’6” and 6’ wide.

Have you just called @trophyshy a fatty?

Done.

I wonder what the fans of Man City, Chelsea, Man Utd, Sheffield, Leicester, Aston Villa, etc etc etc* think of foreign investment in football? * deliberately left the mackems out because Kyril has invested the square root of fuck all in them.

Saudi Arabia don’t own us, though, do they?

The thing about poor behaviour like this, as a parent, is that your kids remember every little detail, even if they’re too young to know what’s going on. Once they’re older they work it out and then the real problems start. I avoided any chance of that by getting my two absolutely skullfucked on scag when they were little, so they don’t remember me and the Mrs. crawling round the bathroom looking for the giant blue spiders.

Poor kid.

Also, Tinder is great btw. I saved myself several hundred quid from the builders merchants by going on a Tinder spree- few bags of sand over the top and levelled off, and you’d never know.

How old is the nipper? Does he understand why his lass left him?

Don’t be daft man Looks nowt like him…

Is that in the old “R. Strain Antiques” premises?

I had a builder mate in Gloucester who combined the two… haven’t heard from him in years.

Not really- they were in Scotch.

Question 1. Hello Kyril, whilst we know you own a percentage of the club, does anyone know who owns these lock-opening devices?

Is that Micky Quinn’s brother?

Inspired by Ooh_yeah’s villainous treachery, I looked up Marshal Petain, the French cunt. His Mrs’ name, guffaw guffaw…

Fixed.