Monkeys Fist

It’s to keep the cartoon kids away, isn’t it?

They were on a break! Again.

It’s like being the filling of a sex sandwich with your mam and dad. Pull out of your mam and on to your dad, or vice versa.

She was nee Janice Long mind…

His broadband access depends on if he’s done his chores for his Mam.

I was ridiculously proud of myself the other day- Fist Jnr asked if there were “guitar films” after watching Whiplash. I showed him the final play-off scene from Crossroads, and said “ It’s basically the Karate Kid with guitars instead of Karate- same actor too” He said “ I’ve never seen the Karate Kid, Dad” I said “ It’s basically Crossroads with karate instead of guitars- same actor too” … then walked off chuckling to myself as he threw cushions at me.

He’s from a town that makes bombs for BAE, sold to our ally, Saudi Arabia. This is insulting to mince.

Who wouldn’t love Sven Adult Botman though?

Tbf that did turn out to be a fantastic bit of business

Pope Sell him and buy Englands No. 1 on a 8yr contract. Then immediately buy Pope back (fuck FFP) and hoy T-Rex in the reserves… don’t even give the little cunt a squad number.

Sven-Goran Eriksson has been diagnosed with a terminal cancer and given less than a year. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/67942943 Crikey!

She might be updating her CV?

Alex Jones is a psy-op. Here she is speaking Russian or something

When did Parky have a stroke then?

Sweeyt Dayvid!!!

Titus Bramble he boot to big for he gotdamn feet!

I’ve woken up with the Dreaded Lurgy. My arse thinks it’s an Icelandic volcano and I reckon I’ll be saying to my breakfast soon too. Love January.

No fucking way!!!!

Dutty

Diddy

I’m not in to the old egg-chasing but he was a fucking legend. Fucking beast of a player.